meagan

On my walk across campus to grab some lunch I was accosted by some young men selling magazines. At first I didn't realize they were trying to sell me something. A guy pulled me in with, "do you have a minute to answer a few survey Q's?" Of course ME being the nice girl that I am I said sure... thinking it would take 2 minutes and I could be on my way. The guy then starts flirting with me in the most stupid ways ever. Then he starts trying to sell me some lame ass magazines that I would never read in a million years (for example, PARENTS magazine and many others that I am not interested in). Then this other salesman walks up to the guy and I and asks him, "HEY MAN when did you get outta jail?!?!" The guy then says, "Fuck man YESTERDAY!!" I was like WTF? I decided at that point to walk away. What fucking weirdos. It was hilarious because he thought he could win me over by pretending to be interested in the life and personality of moi. I'm not falling for it... what a waste of time. I'm sure some 50 year old lonely person will fall for your schemes so go bother them and let me eat my lunch.

Don't forget to comment on my rejected set! Thanks everyone who has done so already... I never expected so many people would actually like it. Thanks all of you.

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