meagan

OhmyfuckingGOD. I just locked myself out of my house NAKED. No i'm not joking. I got a huge tattoo on my ribs yesterday so ive been running around my house without clothes. I had hung a few bras out to dry because my dryer ruins them. By the way I have a fenced back yard that you cant see in. So I walked outside to get my stuff (naked) and out of habit I locked the door and shut it behind me. And my front door was locked too.... So I was like Oh fuck what the fuck am i gonna do NOW??? I had to pull a bench over to my kitchen window and tear the screen off (which is now ruined thanks to my dumb ass) and try to climb in this tiny ass window without scratching my tattoo. Let me tell ya it was not easy to do but somehow I managed to ninja my way through it.