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THANK FUCKIN" GOD I DIDN"T HAVE TO WALK TO WORK!!!!!

this has been a moszack public service announcement... stay tuned.

peace to el-p and his stepfather factory...

So you purchased a paternal unit, class A type 1
A new addition to your living room space, watch it go
Under warranty for at least 90 days, so have fun
If in that time frame there's a problem, please let us know
Before you start there's a few details that you must learn
Technical specs about your unit to make things run smooth
In an effort to find an energy source our company's learned
The cheapest way to keep his battery running is with booze
Plug it in, give it a name, man of the house, help sustain
Wear the pants, you can relax, one of the pack, nucular fam (literally nuclear)
Brings us to the safety chapter
Section 87 in your handbook subsection 16 entitled
Troubleshooting
Fuel sources are at a slight risk of mixing
With the crispy plutonium center
Of your automated new spouse and then driven
Possibly leading to the unpredicted stimulation of its artificial emotion circuits
And in a few unsubstantiated clinical trials this condition
has led to simulated feelings of resentment and worthlessness
Manifested in the highly unlikely but still possible act
of physical aggression towards you and your loved ones fleshy surfaces

Remember, no cash returns
Only credits towards future purchases

surreal
VIEW 7 of 7 COMMENTS
catsmeow:
*shakes head*
you used that joke 2x shame on you. tongue
Dec 16, 2002
throatneedle:
Fuck that walking from Queens shit haha
That wouldve been a prime terrorist act scenario.
On the reals yo
Dec 16, 2002

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