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hooboy! a twenty hour work day.... I'll think I'll catch me some Z's now.
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calamity:
haha, thanks for the applause. wink

20 hours? DAMN! eeek
maeby:
ya'll hiring?
i'll give company blowjobs at a discounted price
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shesinparties:
phone guy?
shesinparties:
nothing ever panned out with that, no big surprise.
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This was a boring journal entry. I'm reducing it down to: "I did some yard work".
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Anime News:
"Blood: The Last Vampire" sold enough DVD copies to inspire a TV series, called "Blood+". This may be old news, but I just caught wind of it and it has me rather excited - hard nipples and all.
Blood+ review

It's Wednesday, and as such I have to make a lame hump reference. I humped my monitor once. There wasn't even any porn...
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shesinparties:
i aim to please wink
shesinparties:
i am the proud owner of a tent that was pitched biggrin
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salome:
A friend request? Oh, I think I can handle that!
yeknomyknuf:
biggrin Thanks for taking the test . I thought it was pretty funny
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It feels about time for a new journal update. I need to keep you all amused, afterall.

I just woke up, so bear with me. I'm going to ramble like a senseless fool and probably won't make much sense.

THE TIME WHEN I AND SPACE THAT VEGETABLE MAN SHALL MEET FACE TO FACE!

I think for tomorrow's journal update I am going to give you...
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maeby:
the back of your knees
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My mystery caller blessed me with another phone call tonight. Just one this time. He apparently thinks I've called him and relayed some garbled warning about my "bitch ass". I couldn't really make it out.

It does make me wish I had a bitch ass, but I checked and my rump doesn't rate very high on the bitchometer.

I'd even settle just for having some...
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missshell:
haha
get a whistle and when he rings blow the whistle into the phone..

trust me.
if you keep doing this, he won/t call back
missshell:
trust me.it will hurt him.
if he/s smart..he/ll know not to call back
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mad So I have a kick ass phone number. I really do. It's a seven letter word, and in being such I get an above average number of prank calls. Usually the calls are underimaginative as the caller just says the word over and over, or tries to educate me on what it spells. Of all of them, I have had two calls that were compliments,...
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maeby:
oh tell me too! oh please please!
shesinparties:
well, i gotta know now.........
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"Cookin' like a beginner, but I'm goin' up in her
I had Fritos for lunch I'm havin' bush for dinner"

- Patton