So! They say that I have to write stuff here to keep you interested. That I have to let my personality shine through so that you will know how much you want to jump my bones. I think they also say I have to debone myself so that you may in fact do the jumping. I'm not sure what that entails, but I hear they have instructions on the internet. They sure do talk a lot, don't they? They sure do.
They also say that I should upload pictures. They say that the pictures should be suggestive, but not tacky. I say - well, I didn't get to say - they shut me up. Socks do not make tastey ball gags. They say lots of things.
They say you are not amused. They say you are perhaps confused. They say you say they say I say nothing.
What are they saying? What am I saying? What are you saying?
And. Where's that damn picture?
Know what I'm sayin'?
They also say that I should upload pictures. They say that the pictures should be suggestive, but not tacky. I say - well, I didn't get to say - they shut me up. Socks do not make tastey ball gags. They say lots of things.
They say you are not amused. They say you are perhaps confused. They say you say they say I say nothing.
What are they saying? What am I saying? What are you saying?
And. Where's that damn picture?
Know what I'm sayin'?
maeby:
they've got pills for that ya know...
mdog42:
They won't let me take the pills. 