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Okay, I am going to just because I can and you all value my opinion so very much...
Post fashion tips for you all to read and follow and not offend me with any fashion crimes you might be committing (I myself commit none, I am sure you are all aware of this)

Okay, my first fashion tip is one that is very close to...
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devilwoman:
Flat shoes should be banned. You are spot on with that fat leg thing. Why do girls do it? Is there a shortage of mirrors in the world or something? Oooh I'm bitchy tonight biggrin

I'm just sore cos I wore knee-high black suede stiletto boots to work...cos I refuse to do flats of any kind!!! I don't care if my ankles are swollen, at least I was fasionable! smile

End of the world - bird flu is gonna kill us all. That's gonna be so much worse than ice age or big fuckoff waves. eeek
hooraydiation:
You could dress up like a scarecrow.
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Hmmm...

So, I have decided on a change in career. Fashion design and drafting out the fucing designs and the sewing them together and having to have everything perfect and seemless is just not doing it for me these days. So I have decided to become, yes you guessed it... a FASHION ILLUSTRATOR!!!!! oh hell yes!!!
Well, I doubt I will ever get around to...
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peachass:
hello again.. can we make it 830.. just to make sure i can get there on time..?
hope this ok with you
sickophant:
You made me GAY. I hate you. Now I'm going to give you AIDS. kiss
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Whats the happs bitches!!

I got caught in the rain twice yesterday, I hate the fucking rain... it hurt because it was in actuallity hail stones... Jesus christ tonight, I am not able for this kind of weather.

It was couples night on the 15c last night.
OH YEA!! LIVE PORN!!!...
I don't know what it is about irish girls, telling their boyfriends really boring...
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the_deacon:
Good that the twins are afraid...and terrified. It builds the proper respect...those crazy wenches...haha.

I always said I work as a full time nurse to support my full time life habit of enjoying everything BUT work. smile

I gotta get some sleep...I am getting goofy.
devilwoman:
I definitely think SG needs daily fashion tips, if you offend someone then that's just their problem for being oversensitive, you should go for it, maybe I should start my own agony aunt column? smile
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My wrist is killing me... AAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
I think we all know why that is... or not because its clear what is happening is the first stage of a heart attack!!!
Does it happen in stages? I don't know, my neighbour died of a heart attack on the plane on his way to Cheltenam... Cheltenham... I can't spell it, I'll never live there so I don't...
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hooraydiation:
I do always says, "Physical scars fade with time, but emotional scars are forever."

Freak the jeebers out of those senior citizens!
the_deacon:
Hey doll..I have been on Zoloft for years for depression and it did indeed help. But overall, talking and getting someone to talk with was the best medicine for me. Just find someone you can confide in and let it spill forth...Take Care Doll! Hugz at ya...
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My neighbours are getting something done the their house, its really fucking loud. Those people are evil, its about time they were gone. When I hated my mother, and I planned out her murder, I was going to blame our neighbours eldest son because he is the worst of them... but I was only 15. As though that makes is better...
I wouldn't have been...
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hooraydiation:
Forget prostitution. Get a baseball bat and corner some old people. Be all like, "Where's my money, honey?" Your coffers will overflow.
hooraydiation:
Just remember to make your threats rhyme. It's more threatening when you rhyme. I know because that's how Dr. Seuss scared me out of my lunch money ever week.

I wouldn't be so scrawny if I hadn't missed out on thousands of lunches.
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Okay, I have been thinking about why I have been boyfriendless for quite sometime now when most of my other friends are coupling it up to the hilt, kind of making me sick with all their gushy "no you hang up" nonsense...
And its not so much that I want or don't want a boyfriend, I really could take it ot leave at this stage,...
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sickophant:
It is named after me. And you have a picture of me glued onto the end of it. I know you get off on all the filth I peddle at you, you dirty litle whore. You make me feel sick. I am way too good for you. Accept it bitch.

Laters.
turbodevil:
hey whatever it is your calling yourself today bloodly hell i cant keep up..... anyways Stop pushin the webcam back tis rather annoyin plus i can never reach it when i want it just cos its facing you doesnt mean its on whatever
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S'up!!

Guess how many times I have been sexually harrassed on the bus in my whole lifetime???... SEVEN TIMES... oh yea... Four times by the same person...
The first time it happend it was the funniest thing I had ever been involved and I didn't even bring it on myself...

So today, is number seven and I am on the 15C rocking out to Brand...
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sparkie69:
You should have told him you were actually a guy but you liked to dress like a woman. I'm sure the hand would have moved fairly quickly wink
sparkie69:
I do prefer Kurt but I wanted Rey to win it for Eddie G. It nearly had me in tears. It should have been the main event thouh. Tripple H is so boring nowadays and John Cena irritates me.

I took the day off especially for it so I haven't been fired. wink
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Yea, that was a great game, wasn't it? It sure was.

Ahhhhh, you should see my Roger!!! love love love

Yes, so there has to be a winner and it was sickophant.
He is such a winner, literally and metophorically. He should a get a prize really, shouldn't he?? Yes, he should...
Yea, we'll see how that goes.

I got my shoes and jacket and sunglasses in the...
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mark_plus_beer:
I don't know even London's trucking expensive biggrin

scrap:
Lets play again with scratch an sniff and pictures smile
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Lets play a game...
its called GUESS THE CUP SIZE...
Carol and I invented this game many years ago when I liked Brian adn I wanted him to grab me without getting into trouble.
You can really only play once every five or six years.
Its a great game...
Just have a guess, it is fun.
I will notify the winner who may or may...
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devilwoman:
Damn it! I really hope there wasn't a prize now, I'm such a bad loser smile
peachass:
can i have a feel tooo??????
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I am such a winner... I got my mum the greatest mothers day gift ever... the gift of whatever she wants... and she was over the moon with what I got her... the money for a bag she has so desired for many weeks... We have the best system, it saves on so much disappointment...
WE MAKE LISTS AND EXCHANGE THEM!!! and everyone ones a...
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devilwoman:
Got some wicked Special Edition Kinder Eggs today - with Chicken Little toys - how amazing is that?

Basic Instinct original is so good - kinky sex, lesbianism and Michael Douglas dancing in a nightclub wearing a dodgy C+A jumper - unmissable! U so have to watch it before going to see the sequel! kiss
sparkie69:
I don't actually mind disney films she just won't shut up about Harry Potter. I don't like her taste in films / music and she can't stand mine so it would be difficult to bond there. She can be very stressfull to be about although I still love her to bits.

I will see it though but by what your saying it won't be up to much. The first one was a classic so it would be hard to live up to.

Anyways if I can't find anyone to go see it with I'll come over and see it with you wink