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*Jesus christ TONIGHT DIAL-UP IS SO FUCKING GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!!!!!!!!!
I have truely had it with Eircom and Gaylord fucking Esat BT Ireland... I am ready to firebomb at this stage of the game...

*But it is my birthday, my day of birth, my special day (and my cousin Elaine's) but I am not actually 25 for another 9 hours and 25 minutes... woooooooooooo... I bet I'll just get crap from everyone. Even though what I have gotten so far has been deadly.

*I am tired and I should be wasted and I'm so fucking hot (in all the ways neccessary) and the lack of a speedy internet connection has sucked the life out of me... It's that easy these days.

*I hate that word 'blog' I hate 'satisified' and 'MOIST' even more though. But BLOOOGG, its just so rank and it sounds made up for the purposes of the internet.

*Did you know those down at Gucci refer to Victoria Beckham as 'That orange woman'? how humiliating for her...

*I can't wait to go to London but I am terrified. God, I know even though I don't believe in God because of this reason does infacto have it in for me. I just fucking know it. Like, you know how you just KNOW someone doesn't like you, its like that with God and I... he is just like my mother. They even look alike. Probably...
I'd say so anyway. So therefore by my reasoning (which is whole accurate) God is Cher............................................................................................................................
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*I dislike the new privacy settings. Surely the whole point of paying was to keep everything for members only. I don't want the likes of Marky Mark and his funky bunch being able to see for free what I say about him... Fuck no, just like in real life he must pay for the privilage..

*Okay, I must go now.
Thank you so much for your time.
Cartman just killed someone. I have never seen that episode. I wish I was watching it now...

Later my pretties, later...
Love...
Suzannah...

*Later that day... they actually say that if you post twice in one day... how deadly is that??

*Okay, so the parental unit actually gave me only 100euro for my birthday. Right, I'm not greedy in anyway. I don't think I am deserving of more or anything but I am moving away so surely they should be a little more generous, no? Just so you know had I not been moving away, this money would be too much. I wouldn't hand it back or anything, that would be rude but I would say so. "Mother, Father. while your gift is highly generous, it is too much..." as I hand it over to... shoe shop, tattooist (hmmmm, maybe...) piercest... (perhaps...)... no, the bank... credit card. I am/HAVE TO BE sensible about this.

*I am offically 25 whole years of age. I was born at 11:25 on a Thursday I believe.

*Brandi77 thanks for my birthday message... It took about ten minutes to load the balloons, flowers and that weird lookin' naked guy and I almost died after waiting 35 minutes for my journal entry to load so I just went to bed and haven't seen the rest... but WINNER!!!!!!!!!!

*I watched House last night for the first time ever and it is sooo soo good. I shall watch it again. COMPELLING, so it was compelling...

*Okay, I must go and touch up my purple and green fringe so I can horrify my relatives and disgust my mother!!!!! Best part of the day...

I hope your 3rd of September 2006 will be joyous...
Later...
Love...
Suzannah...

Sickophant you should have just called me on my birthday like I said. That might have just made my day. YOU are totally responsible for making it shit, well fucking done... But really that is my mothers fault. As though she would let anyone else take that away from her. After she raped Sickophant she would kill him before she let him ruin MY day...
But I did have a nice evening getting wasted with Kenneth... He is eager to get this man-brator. I can't wait to buy it for him. Apparently the one he was looking at is a foot long. Isn't that kind of lenghty? I was checking out his ass too... ratio and it doesn't look like a foot.
See, I don't know how it works for guys or even girls for that matter. I was asking Kenneth if you needed some kind of vaginal/pelvic girth to perform anal on a guy because I would do it but I don't know if I am strong enough. He can't tell because it is different for everyone. I'm not sure. maybe I will ask Elizabeth, she will know or Ciara...
Okay. I am quite off my tits so I am going to bed... where instead of just sleeping I will pass out... wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo.........
Thank you too everyone who wished me a happy birthday...
I do infact have Sickophant's shoes because he cannot pack to save his life and I am selling them to pay for my newly aquired drug habit. They are lovely because he does wear really attractive shoes... whoever would have thought, size 12 though... but you know how that goes... anyway, he wishes I would give them back but not a chance, not a fucking chance...