Whats the happs......
Ah, so emm, fuck fuck fuck... I have forgotten what I was going to say.... Why now, why here??
"I don't wanna wait, for my trapper keeper to be over"
HA!!! he doesn't say Over, that doesn't make any sense...
If my child isn't like Cartman, I am drowning him...
My neighbours are just awful people. I really, really cannot stand them.
Today, my Dad said to me
"Suzanne, did you move a chair last night?"
and I said, exasberated "Yes, father, I moved alot of things last night, whhhhhhyyyy?" and he always says things like that and its always so cryptic and I never get it. Like he wants me to admit it because it will be more humiliating for me and I will learn my lesson if it comes out of MY mouth...
and he said because our neighbour had attacked him in THE STREET!!! (we should be so shamefaced...) claiming to HAVE HEARD THE CHAIR MOVING LAST NIGHT!!!!! and yelling at my Dad to make sure it never happens again and he will kill Roger if he catches him barking and for us to go back to England and if I don't start talking in an Irish (apparently I speak "american"!!) accent he will "HAVE ME" and all other kinds of stupid, nonsensical ramblings...
OH SWEET JESUS, CAN YOU FUCKING BELIEVE THAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!
anyway, I gave out to my Dad for not being able to just look at them and wish they would drop on the spot and walk away like what I do, which is why they don't bitch to me anymore...
and to never bother me with this matter again and that was that...
But I don't understand why my parents are so afraid of them. They are on the way out, its over for them. My parents just need to toughen up. I mean they are so fucking mean to me, why can't they have the same dislike for everyone else?? When I was 15 I was fixing to frame our neighbours for murder, they really shouldn't fuck with me now I'm 24 and have money!!
Richard, you were brought up, not dragged up, please don't forget you have manners...
Okay, that isn't what I was going to say at all, but that is how it happens I'm afraid, I can't be brilliant the whole time...
Later...
Love...
McRoger...
Ah, so emm, fuck fuck fuck... I have forgotten what I was going to say.... Why now, why here??
"I don't wanna wait, for my trapper keeper to be over"
HA!!! he doesn't say Over, that doesn't make any sense...
If my child isn't like Cartman, I am drowning him...
My neighbours are just awful people. I really, really cannot stand them.
Today, my Dad said to me
"Suzanne, did you move a chair last night?"
and I said, exasberated "Yes, father, I moved alot of things last night, whhhhhhyyyy?" and he always says things like that and its always so cryptic and I never get it. Like he wants me to admit it because it will be more humiliating for me and I will learn my lesson if it comes out of MY mouth...
and he said because our neighbour had attacked him in THE STREET!!! (we should be so shamefaced...) claiming to HAVE HEARD THE CHAIR MOVING LAST NIGHT!!!!! and yelling at my Dad to make sure it never happens again and he will kill Roger if he catches him barking and for us to go back to England and if I don't start talking in an Irish (apparently I speak "american"!!) accent he will "HAVE ME" and all other kinds of stupid, nonsensical ramblings...
OH SWEET JESUS, CAN YOU FUCKING BELIEVE THAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!
anyway, I gave out to my Dad for not being able to just look at them and wish they would drop on the spot and walk away like what I do, which is why they don't bitch to me anymore...
and to never bother me with this matter again and that was that...
But I don't understand why my parents are so afraid of them. They are on the way out, its over for them. My parents just need to toughen up. I mean they are so fucking mean to me, why can't they have the same dislike for everyone else?? When I was 15 I was fixing to frame our neighbours for murder, they really shouldn't fuck with me now I'm 24 and have money!!
Richard, you were brought up, not dragged up, please don't forget you have manners...
Okay, that isn't what I was going to say at all, but that is how it happens I'm afraid, I can't be brilliant the whole time...
Later...
Love...
McRoger...
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My present neighbor, who doesn't live right on top of me anyways, once uttered some ramblings under his breath once about kicking my dog as he was walking away once and I tore into him with a verbal barrage that would make Dice Clay turn red...never had another problem with him after that incident!
You are forever brilliant McR!