What up G!!!
I have made a cut list, just like Homer but not quite...
There are some people on my list who you couldn't pay me any amount of money to cut and then others, the price would have to be fairly hefty in order for them to make the list.
But then there are those, who don't even bother commenting on my journal entries and I would rather be hit by a train than be seen commenting on their journals, who I will gladly cut for free.
I am sorry to those who realise they have been cut and come to my journal to find out what went wrong between us, but the chances are I just don't like you. AAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
I'm really not that sorry, I don't know you, I own you nothing.
This is just the way it has to be.
I have my reasons, but you are on a need to know basis at this stage of the game and you need to know nothing just that you have been cut...
I was going to name names but my brother told me not to. It seems I would be taking my lack of any feelings toward random stangers TOO FAR if I did that... I will endeavour to be nicer...
Anyway, thats that really. I have decided to buy this book in Hodges and Figgis. I have decided that my life would not be worth living without it, I have decided it is the most relevant book I am ever likely to own. It is just very important I have that book... It is called the English Dandy or something, I forget. Its just a book with pictures of hot English guys in the most amazing suits ever!!!! Its not so important I have it and my life will go on regardless without it I just really want it...
Yea, I'm getting kind of bored with this whole fashion tip business, so this will be my last...
its the Muffin Top. I'M FUCKING... GOD IT MAKES ME SOOOOOO ANGRY!!!!!!!! Its when girls (only girls do this) wear jeans that are too small and are spilling out over the top of the jeans, just like a muffin... (oh wait, camel toe. I have one last one for next time) So, just because in Marks and Spencers you are a size 12, in Morgan, Topshop all shops like that, you will not be. They use different sizing methods (there are countless different ways to size clothes) you are never just one size. Sizes are just a general idea to aid you in purchasing the right kind of clothes... WHY can't people just accept this?? Try on all the sizes around the size you are convinced you are... Please, it if for the good of the nation...
Okay later...
Love to all of you who read this, unless you are on the CUT LIST!!!!...
Suzanne...
Oh yea... How did Dallas end? kenneth doesn't believe me that Bobby woke up and the whole 13 years had just been a dream!! thats what happened, it was a dream??
I have made a cut list, just like Homer but not quite...
There are some people on my list who you couldn't pay me any amount of money to cut and then others, the price would have to be fairly hefty in order for them to make the list.
But then there are those, who don't even bother commenting on my journal entries and I would rather be hit by a train than be seen commenting on their journals, who I will gladly cut for free.
I am sorry to those who realise they have been cut and come to my journal to find out what went wrong between us, but the chances are I just don't like you. AAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
I'm really not that sorry, I don't know you, I own you nothing.
This is just the way it has to be.
I have my reasons, but you are on a need to know basis at this stage of the game and you need to know nothing just that you have been cut...
I was going to name names but my brother told me not to. It seems I would be taking my lack of any feelings toward random stangers TOO FAR if I did that... I will endeavour to be nicer...
Anyway, thats that really. I have decided to buy this book in Hodges and Figgis. I have decided that my life would not be worth living without it, I have decided it is the most relevant book I am ever likely to own. It is just very important I have that book... It is called the English Dandy or something, I forget. Its just a book with pictures of hot English guys in the most amazing suits ever!!!! Its not so important I have it and my life will go on regardless without it I just really want it...
Yea, I'm getting kind of bored with this whole fashion tip business, so this will be my last...
its the Muffin Top. I'M FUCKING... GOD IT MAKES ME SOOOOOO ANGRY!!!!!!!! Its when girls (only girls do this) wear jeans that are too small and are spilling out over the top of the jeans, just like a muffin... (oh wait, camel toe. I have one last one for next time) So, just because in Marks and Spencers you are a size 12, in Morgan, Topshop all shops like that, you will not be. They use different sizing methods (there are countless different ways to size clothes) you are never just one size. Sizes are just a general idea to aid you in purchasing the right kind of clothes... WHY can't people just accept this?? Try on all the sizes around the size you are convinced you are... Please, it if for the good of the nation...
Okay later...
Love to all of you who read this, unless you are on the CUT LIST!!!!...
Suzanne...
Oh yea... How did Dallas end? kenneth doesn't believe me that Bobby woke up and the whole 13 years had just been a dream!! thats what happened, it was a dream??
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You can probably tell from the above that I don't set my sights very high.