Okay, I am going to just because I can and you all value my opinion so very much...
Post fashion tips for you all to read and follow and not offend me with any fashion crimes you might be committing (I myself commit none, I am sure you are all aware of this)
Okay, my first fashion tip is one that is very close to my heart...
this just makes me so sick when I see girls sporting it, I know they are looking for a pain free alternative to heels but heels are with us for a very good aesthetic(sp) reason...
Its that whole flat shoe, tights (of any kind) denim mini skirt all creating or in most cases just revealing FAT LEGS!!!!
Do not do this... it is wrong... see the reason, the only reason for high heels is to make your leg look slender, thus more appealling to those who are looking AAAAAND ADMIRING!!!!
flat shoes and mini skirts cause the FAT LEG effect which is just hedious. So what I suggest is, if you must wear a flat shoe, wear trousers that are to the knee or below...
My next fashion tip won't be as long...
I watched this really terrifing documentry last night but I forget what it was about... it was about the end of the world, being wiped out by a wave or something...
Apparently the new ice age is only ten years away...
Scary no??
I am petrified of the end of the world, as though it is about to happen later on tonight.
This has been in my head for days, I have been singing it and everyone is so annoyed at me and now, it is your turn...
It is from South Park when Cartman became the Psychic friend in his little housecoat and cane and he's only eight...
"TIME PASSES BY
AND SEASONS CHANGE,
AS THE DAYS BECOME THE WEEKS BECOME THE YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEARS"
Byeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee...
Shazam...
Post fashion tips for you all to read and follow and not offend me with any fashion crimes you might be committing (I myself commit none, I am sure you are all aware of this)
Okay, my first fashion tip is one that is very close to my heart...
this just makes me so sick when I see girls sporting it, I know they are looking for a pain free alternative to heels but heels are with us for a very good aesthetic(sp) reason...
Its that whole flat shoe, tights (of any kind) denim mini skirt all creating or in most cases just revealing FAT LEGS!!!!
Do not do this... it is wrong... see the reason, the only reason for high heels is to make your leg look slender, thus more appealling to those who are looking AAAAAND ADMIRING!!!!
flat shoes and mini skirts cause the FAT LEG effect which is just hedious. So what I suggest is, if you must wear a flat shoe, wear trousers that are to the knee or below...
My next fashion tip won't be as long...
I watched this really terrifing documentry last night but I forget what it was about... it was about the end of the world, being wiped out by a wave or something...
Apparently the new ice age is only ten years away...
Scary no??
I am petrified of the end of the world, as though it is about to happen later on tonight.
This has been in my head for days, I have been singing it and everyone is so annoyed at me and now, it is your turn...
It is from South Park when Cartman became the Psychic friend in his little housecoat and cane and he's only eight...
"TIME PASSES BY
AND SEASONS CHANGE,
AS THE DAYS BECOME THE WEEKS BECOME THE YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEARS"
Byeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee...
Shazam...
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I'm just sore cos I wore knee-high black suede stiletto boots to work...cos I refuse to do flats of any kind!!! I don't care if my ankles are swollen, at least I was fasionable!
End of the world - bird flu is gonna kill us all. That's gonna be so much worse than ice age or big fuckoff waves.