mcroger

Whats the happs bitches!!

I got caught in the rain twice yesterday, I hate the fucking rain... it hurt because it was in actuallity hail stones... Jesus christ tonight, I am not able for this kind of weather.

It was couples night on the 15c last night.
OH YEA!! LIVE PORN!!!...
I don't know what it is about irish girls, telling their boyfriends really boring details of their day. This one girl was telling her boyfriend how she bought foundation for 15euro and got free mascara worth 13 euro, Oooh riviting!!
He did seem too interested in her tale though.... funny that.
I know her boyfriend from way back when and she hates me for some reason. Obviously because she is intimadated by my beauty, I dress better, have better hair, am more fun and I could steal her boyfriend away with my gigantic boobs and dirty thoughts...
But that really is not on and I would never do such a thing...
But why can't they tell them something interesting, such as...
"how would you like to watch me and your favourite porn star having sex and then join in?? I can make it happen, just give me something with polka dots, a lemon and white chocolate chip muffin from Marks and Spencers and an hour"... much more interesting...

I gotts money... yea. and I went to buy all the neccessaries for maintianing the hotness but in my haste I bought brown mascara instead of black.
I will give it away, RIGHT HERE... ON SUICIDEGIRLS...
does anyone want it?
coz it is the greatest mascara in the world, Maybelline dontcha know...
"maybe she's born with it, Maybe its Maybelline"...

I'd give it to Sickophant as a thank you present for charming the pants off me, but I don't think brown is really his colour...

I have ten minutes left then I can wash all the black hair dye out... Not a single hair dye disaster. No hair dye streaked across my face or dripping down my neck... can you imagine?? as in the past... hilarious!!!

I must go, thank you for your time...
Love...
Suzanne...