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mcroger

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Wednesday Apr 05, 2006

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My neighbours are getting something done the their house, its really fucking loud. Those people are evil, its about time they were gone. When I hated my mother, and I planned out her murder, I was going to blame our neighbours eldest son because he is the worst of them... but I was only 15. As though that makes is better...
I wouldn't have been caught and that was without CSI and all of its assistance in murdering and getting away with it...
But we are civil these days.

Richard, I have learnt to live with the webcam... are you happy now??

I can't get my mobile phone number off my listings page thing or my address for that matter. I thought you had to put all that information in when I sigined up or whatever but then it transpired you didn't but I took my time changing it and now it seems I cannot remove it. So TEXT me, I'll reply, I used to be good like that. I am avoiding this guy who keeps ringing me on private number, you would think he'd get the fucking message!!! Its his own fault for lying... shame, shame, shame...

FUCK FUCK FUCK!!! I have some how run out of money... god I'm so fucked, I'll have to whore myself so I can get money for my overpriced foundation and mascara... Nightmare... I usually only do that for taxis but this weather its for the sake of hotness...

Later...
ZSuzannah... kiss
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hooraydiation:
Forget prostitution. Get a baseball bat and corner some old people. Be all like, "Where's my money, honey?" Your coffers will overflow.
Apr 5, 2006
hooraydiation:
Just remember to make your threats rhyme. It's more threatening when you rhyme. I know because that's how Dr. Seuss scared me out of my lunch money ever week.

I wouldn't be so scrawny if I hadn't missed out on thousands of lunches.
Apr 6, 2006

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