I'm terribly accident prone these days, My friend told me I might have brittle bones because I fall so much, when I was small and I used to go to Marley park I would fall off the swings and the wooden house thing onto the tiny stones (I don't know why the whole of the playground is covered in smooth, white stones that FUCKING HURT!!!!)
I'm watching VH1 christmas turkeys, Randy Travis is on.
I think I went about 2 years without a serious accident, my accidents are never so serious I end up in hospital, no, no, they are just minor so I can still go to work and college and do normal stuff.
In February, after I went to see Kerbdog I hit myself in the mouth with the steel bit on a seat belt and broke my favourite tooth, the taxi driver was so afraid I would sue him he tried to convince me it never happened but I was holding the tooth in my hand...
Then in March I fell down the stairs in work and pulled all the legiments in my foot. The recovery is on going...
After I fell down the stairs I developed a heart shaped briuse on my knee, I could have done without the bruise...
I used to be funnier than this... But, on reflection, it's always really funny when I fall...
Later...
I'm watching VH1 christmas turkeys, Randy Travis is on.
I think I went about 2 years without a serious accident, my accidents are never so serious I end up in hospital, no, no, they are just minor so I can still go to work and college and do normal stuff.
In February, after I went to see Kerbdog I hit myself in the mouth with the steel bit on a seat belt and broke my favourite tooth, the taxi driver was so afraid I would sue him he tried to convince me it never happened but I was holding the tooth in my hand...
Then in March I fell down the stairs in work and pulled all the legiments in my foot. The recovery is on going...
After I fell down the stairs I developed a heart shaped briuse on my knee, I could have done without the bruise...
I used to be funnier than this... But, on reflection, it's always really funny when I fall...
Later...
Glad to hear I'm not the only accident prone one, I used to mountain bike a lot but after three really bad concusions this year my doctor won't let me ride, then today I was carrying a bag in for my dumbass family through the security gate and gashed my scalp open on the top of the gateway (how can anybody build a steel gate that isn't tall enough to walk through, I ask myself ) and gave myself another concusion. It's why I'm still awake, have to be awake for 12 hours to be sure there's no real damage.