Here is a little something I wrote for my company bio once.
(in the style of a a Q rock star interview)
Q. Why McJimbo.. are you a DJ
McJ. its cos I'm from Glasgow (as in McTavish or McSporran)but live down here in the warm.
Q. So James what are you currently doing?
McJ. I work in IT, but hate it as its full of spakky blokes that watch feckin Robot Wars..not enough girls in the job!!!
Q. Would you like to see more girls in IT?
McJ. Absolutley... definately an under represented demograph.. (plus would like more strippers in it too)
Q. Partial to strippers are you?
McJ. Not bothered, but it would brighten up the day, more Jamie Theakston's thing than mine
Q. Yes we'd heard. So what else have you been up to?
McJ. Well me and a mate flew to NY for easter and pretended to be Travis for the weekend, we got to sign autographs and do photo's and were comped into all the top clubs.. which was nice
Q. Wont the real Travis be upset with you impostering?
McJ. Is that even a word?? I'm sure they'd laugh about it.
Q. Yes it is a word, what are you looking for on here..?
McJ. Dunno, just bored at work at the moment, and this is just a bit if escapism for me. Are you sure its a word?
Q. YES, So you want to escape ?
McJ. Only from my monkey overlords!! and their cruel cruel whips.. I dont think it is a word you know
Q. Forget the word.. So whats ther real McJ like?
McJ. Well bit wild and crazy on the outside but actually quite sensitive on the inside.. (its not a word you know)
Q. (exasperated sigh) Right I'm gonna give you pairs of word and you have to choose your favorite..
McJ. sound like a hoot.. is impostering gonna be one of them?
Q. No!.. ok first pair is pub⁄club
McJ. Pub (cant hear people in clubs)
Q. Dog⁄Cat
McJ. Dog, i'm allergic to cats
Q. Mountains⁄Oceans
McJ. Mountains.. I swim like a brick
Q. last one.. Football⁄Curling
McJ. eh?? Football ya tube!
Q. thanks
McJ. can I get my ten quid now?.. and its not a word I looked it up.
Q. no
(in the style of a a Q rock star interview)
Q. Why McJimbo.. are you a DJ
McJ. its cos I'm from Glasgow (as in McTavish or McSporran)but live down here in the warm.
Q. So James what are you currently doing?
McJ. I work in IT, but hate it as its full of spakky blokes that watch feckin Robot Wars..not enough girls in the job!!!
Q. Would you like to see more girls in IT?
McJ. Absolutley... definately an under represented demograph.. (plus would like more strippers in it too)
Q. Partial to strippers are you?
McJ. Not bothered, but it would brighten up the day, more Jamie Theakston's thing than mine
Q. Yes we'd heard. So what else have you been up to?
McJ. Well me and a mate flew to NY for easter and pretended to be Travis for the weekend, we got to sign autographs and do photo's and were comped into all the top clubs.. which was nice
Q. Wont the real Travis be upset with you impostering?
McJ. Is that even a word?? I'm sure they'd laugh about it.
Q. Yes it is a word, what are you looking for on here..?
McJ. Dunno, just bored at work at the moment, and this is just a bit if escapism for me. Are you sure its a word?
Q. YES, So you want to escape ?
McJ. Only from my monkey overlords!! and their cruel cruel whips.. I dont think it is a word you know
Q. Forget the word.. So whats ther real McJ like?
McJ. Well bit wild and crazy on the outside but actually quite sensitive on the inside.. (its not a word you know)
Q. (exasperated sigh) Right I'm gonna give you pairs of word and you have to choose your favorite..
McJ. sound like a hoot.. is impostering gonna be one of them?
Q. No!.. ok first pair is pub⁄club
McJ. Pub (cant hear people in clubs)
Q. Dog⁄Cat
McJ. Dog, i'm allergic to cats
Q. Mountains⁄Oceans
McJ. Mountains.. I swim like a brick
Q. last one.. Football⁄Curling
McJ. eh?? Football ya tube!
Q. thanks
McJ. can I get my ten quid now?.. and its not a word I looked it up.
Q. no
billyboy77:
Very rock and roll McJ. You keeping your Mini btw? 
billyboy77:
That's a shame mate, if either of them are advertised online let me know and I can pass them on.