From my Facebook note:
My friends and I all seemed to be having the same problem.
We would wake up and hear terrible sounds. The pain was uneneding. We clenched our stomachs and made spirals with our pointer fingers from our navels outward.
"What could be causing this suffering?" we asked ourselves.
Must we sacrifice an idol to the party gods?
It so happened that one day a man came to us. We asked him what he did for a living. He told us he was a chef. Having never heard of this, we seeked more knowledge of this profession.
It turns out the leading cause of tummy earthquakes is hunger. Hunger is when you have not placed food in your volcano. Your volcano is the system of mouth, tube, and stomach.
Sometimes your volcano erupts. Like after drinking lots of urine or beer. (Both of which my friends and I highly advise against.)
It is important to fill your tummy. An empty tummy is an unhappy tummy.
Please friends.
Remember to eat something.
My friends and I all seemed to be having the same problem.
We would wake up and hear terrible sounds. The pain was uneneding. We clenched our stomachs and made spirals with our pointer fingers from our navels outward.
"What could be causing this suffering?" we asked ourselves.
Must we sacrifice an idol to the party gods?
It so happened that one day a man came to us. We asked him what he did for a living. He told us he was a chef. Having never heard of this, we seeked more knowledge of this profession.
It turns out the leading cause of tummy earthquakes is hunger. Hunger is when you have not placed food in your volcano. Your volcano is the system of mouth, tube, and stomach.
Sometimes your volcano erupts. Like after drinking lots of urine or beer. (Both of which my friends and I highly advise against.)
It is important to fill your tummy. An empty tummy is an unhappy tummy.
Please friends.
Remember to eat something.
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sonja:
i knoooow. im the food monster!
cherrylix:
I used to have lots of video blogs. Then my mum found them on youtube and learned more about me than I wished to share. But I'm making a new one in like a second!