Sleepytime trauma

I used to have dreams where I would know I was asleep but unable to wake up. And I would wake up repeatedly in the dream in my room. I would know I was still asleep because none of the light switches would work (it would be nitetime). I would try to wake up by doing crazy things like jumping though windows only to have them disappear. Every time I woke up in the dream, there were less and less lights on. By the fourth or so iteration, Id be wandering through my house in the pitch black, just waiting for weird dream beasts to jump out at me or something equally alarming. And then Id finally wake up for real and be totally not rested.

But that may not have been quite as bad as the dream where Id be working at my boring service job, and then wake up to go to my boring service job. Blech.

And the chasing dream. Sometimes it would be some unseen thing that just couldnt catch up to me as I ran through a nitetime cityscape. But usually it was an army of armed government agents (like that agent smith thing although way before that went down).

And when I was really anxious I would get sleep paralysis! Sleep paralysis totally fuct!

And dreams of ex-es would easily ruin the whole day

But that dream where I could give myself oral was pretty cool

Sleep well