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Whatever pimp-skills to which I can lay claim come from that gentle mack up in the sky.

Got game?

I think I'm going to go with Trash on this one:

Trash: Do you ever wonder about all the different ways of dying? You know, violently? And wonder, like, what would be the most horrible way to die?
Spider: I try not too think about dying too much.
Trash: Mm. Well for me, the worst way would be for a bunch of old men to get around me, and start biting and eating me alive.

If someone was already a gonner, I don't think I'd have too many problems with it - if it was a survival thing.

Oh crap, so cute. You should tone down the ridiculously attractive, you know. After all, there are children present.

So what would you throw at me if I said you kinda look like Katie Xenu in that picture?




*ducks*

I love the White Rapper Show. I've been recording the entire season.

I just automatically assume that any woman who directly addresses me wants to sleep with me, so of course you do. This can get a bit awkward when I'm talking to my boss.

If I was anywhere near Cincinnati, I'd be flooding you with applications.


I got what you were saying re: sacred/profane.

Actually on that note, I can't recommend The God Delusion enough, if you're looking for books. I'm devouring it at the moment.
Also, Grant Stoddard's "Working Stiff" which is a fun read about an accidental sex columnist. Check it out online. If you think you'd like to read it, I could send it to you.

i would like to apply for the make out dude!

Satin windbreakers FTW!

*bows*

They're called M-I-L-A-N-O-S.

Tell your dad you want to come to Boston for July 4th. I just realized you'll be all legal and shit then. We'll get drunk at Fenway and try to puke on baseball players.

OH MY GOD!

God, I can't wait for that movie

Madness?

THIS IS SPARTAAAAA!!!!!

Note to self: Stop using emoticons.

That's a great video. I have some pics in my folder of touchdown Jesus. I've only seen him once, when I picked up my roommate at the Dayton airport and drove to his house in Loveland. Ihope you're well.

I know, I love it!!! She had another one, but I forgot it.

(sometimes I worry that I ruin the ECD <or ROD, if you prefer> with my drunken bitching. too bad, I guess.)

Now I want to listen to that song!!!

Oh, I do not miss those month-long lingering coughs. There are a few things I miss about smoking, but that isn't one of them fo' sho'.

You demand, and you get. Playah.

I just moved here. My old town had hella street culture, with five star performers everywhere. Here, there's only a few crazy buskers.

The street art makes up for it, most days. I'm getting the itch to put prints up on someone's walls.

you're such a wonderful e-friend.

I promise to do the same with you.


What do you put on your cheeseburger....other than a whole lot of awesomesauce.

I'd say that at least 1/3, perhaps close to 1/2 of my DVD collection remains unwatched.

My sister and I used to have those laughing fits. We'd be banished from the dinner table for them. Milk used to come out of my nose a lot.