Good God what a day. I decided to come home from work early so now I have some time to write.
I let my dog out this morning when I woke up, as is usual, but when I went to let him in he wasn't there - just paw prints and lots of drool. And the smell. He'd been sprayed by a skunk again. This is the third time since I adopted him! The little shit just doesn't learn that ALL skunks spray; it's like he has to try them all individually.
My ever-so-helpful wife was putting on makeup and telling me "I can't help you - I have to drive 8 people to Wichita this morning". Luckily I keep peroxide and baking soda on hand for just these occasions and was able to half-assed clean him up before blowing out the door to work. I wasn't late, just later than usual. So now I'm home to give him another good going-over before I get the kiddies for the night.
I let my dog out this morning when I woke up, as is usual, but when I went to let him in he wasn't there - just paw prints and lots of drool. And the smell. He'd been sprayed by a skunk again. This is the third time since I adopted him! The little shit just doesn't learn that ALL skunks spray; it's like he has to try them all individually.
My ever-so-helpful wife was putting on makeup and telling me "I can't help you - I have to drive 8 people to Wichita this morning". Luckily I keep peroxide and baking soda on hand for just these occasions and was able to half-assed clean him up before blowing out the door to work. I wasn't late, just later than usual. So now I'm home to give him another good going-over before I get the kiddies for the night.