Gads. Um ... oh. Nevermind. I was going crazy in my head and felt weird. Just figured out what it was. I'm hungry. 
THE NEXT EPISODE!
One of my favorite bars has just experienced a tragedy. Though I've only frequented their midtown location, I had heard the downtown version was better ... and now burnt like a dropped marshmellow in a campfire. Yes folks, half of the Blue Monkey is dead. My contribution ... half off on drinks for the poor survivors. Not much, but it's what I've...
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One of my favorite bars has just experienced a tragedy. Though I've only frequented their midtown location, I had heard the downtown version was better ... and now burnt like a dropped marshmellow in a campfire. Yes folks, half of the Blue Monkey is dead. My contribution ... half off on drinks for the poor survivors. Not much, but it's what I've...
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Goddamn these rabbit holes. I keep trying for that serene walk in the grass and there you go ... twisted freakin' ankle. Mmm ... on the other hand I'm watching my best friend and utterly amazing other half sleep. Or maybe he's just pretending. That's were all the serenity went. Speaking of which ...
Serenity the movie is released this Friday. Can you guess where...
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Serenity the movie is released this Friday. Can you guess where...
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delihound:
are you not at the Blue Monkey? and why not?
where are you living?
how is Randy?
you don't want welcome me home just to get an ass kickin'. tough love is the only way i know how
I am excited to come back to the dirty dirty.
where are you living?
how is Randy?
you don't want welcome me home just to get an ass kickin'. tough love is the only way i know how
I am excited to come back to the dirty dirty.
mazarinefv:
I shall answer all of the above in *duh duhduh dumm* ... the next episode! Randy is doing wonderfully. He's currently running his ass off out on the river ... not a good thing ... he hasn't much to spare.
Promise there's lots o' tough lovin' 'round these parts honay!
For my next trick I'll prove that monkeys ate my neighbors. Welcome home ... early ... like, before you even get here and shiznat.
Promise there's lots o' tough lovin' 'round these parts honay!
For my next trick I'll prove that monkeys ate my neighbors. Welcome home ... early ... like, before you even get here and shiznat.
Sometimes you have to fall down the rabbit hole.
I would love to say no one ever told me it was addictive. I would love to say I haven't had a number of shining examples in my life to show me this is so. I would love to continue believing I'm one of those miraculous people that are 'just too smart' to let such a...
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I would love to say no one ever told me it was addictive. I would love to say I haven't had a number of shining examples in my life to show me this is so. I would love to continue believing I'm one of those miraculous people that are 'just too smart' to let such a...
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icantplayguitar:
i'll answer any call you need or want to make
mazarinefv:
Thanks you.
There's absolutely no way to describe the relief. I just stopped everything and cracked.
Funny how one always hears about breaking down with a note of disapproval. Cleansing. New. New life is growing inside me and it all makes sense.
Funny how one always hears about breaking down with a note of disapproval. Cleansing. New. New life is growing inside me and it all makes sense.
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icantplayguitar:
how are you?
mazarinefv:
Better every day. Everything seems a little clearer every time I stop to really look around. How about you? How's Bo and Jo? How's Vanessa?
It's 5:12am and I just got home from work. Um, I went in at 2:00pm. Shite.
Aside from exhausted, how many weird personalities do I have to experience before someone understands that I GET IT!?! There are infinite possibilities for the eternal jest.
Mucinex works. Thankfully it was a slow day and my mucus was allowed to flow freely in great honkin' gobs of nastiness...
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Aside from exhausted, how many weird personalities do I have to experience before someone understands that I GET IT!?! There are infinite possibilities for the eternal jest.
Mucinex works. Thankfully it was a slow day and my mucus was allowed to flow freely in great honkin' gobs of nastiness...
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loslope:
My joke went over like a lead zepplin. Ah, how about good job on the "honking gobs of snot" defense? Later.
delihound:
aww, if you get the chance, write loslope, he thinks he offended you. he's a good fella.
Nothing makes a person appreciate the normal daily grind like sickness. I sound like a foghorn every five minutes, my face is bloated and mucus is exuding from every facial opening. I'm an alien. Specifically, I've morphed into the alien from American Dad ... minus the soap opera addiction ... and the lack of hair. 
delihound:
did you just say "fuck the kids"?
Note to self: Though I work in an after-hours bar, I need not lower my opinion of society as a whole based on the actions of the customers. I must remember all of the people, men especially, that I have met over the years and the positive influence they have had on my life.
Gods, this is wearing me out.
Gods, this is wearing me out.
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mazarinefv:
That's absolutely brilliant. A "sub-species of memphian."