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More things to know about yourself (you ego maniac)
By: Mayorella
1. You think Old English is:
a. An affordable way to get Toasted. Nicely toasted.
b. Furniture Polish.
c. Something Shakespeare would say.
2.Music soothes the savage beast.
True or False
3. You think Noam Chomsky is:
a. Educational, but a little Boring.
b. Entertaining, but a little Boring.
c. Informative, but a little Boring.
4. Pig Tails are:
a. Hot.
b. Juvenile.
c. A reason to break out the B.B.Q. Sauce.
5. A chicken is:
a. Your friend.
b. A good alternative to Beef.
c. Your current romantic interest.
6. When you die:
a. You will be cremated.
b. You will be buried with everything (and everyone) you hold dear.
c. Your dead.
7. Thirsty? What will you drink?
a. Water. Its everywhere.
b. Vodka and Tonic. With a club sandwich chaser.
c. The blood of all those who oppose you.
8. Brad Pitt is:
a. A good actor.
b. Super Cute.
c. Married to the girl from Friends.
9. When you shop for underwear you look for something:
a. Sexy.
b. Comfortable.
c. Previously owned.
10. When you ride the Gravy Train you:
a. Mooch mad shit.
b. Dunk your sandwich in gravy.
c. I dont know, but I bet it has something to do with poo.
11. You relate best to:
a. The people under the stairs.
b. The people over the rainbow.
c. No one. You dont relate to people, you eat them.
12. Last names are for losers! (First names only i.e.- Cher, Prince, Elvis, Etc.):
True or False
13. You think Anime is:
a. Hot. (pronounced hawt)
b. Annoying! Subtitles are too much like books.
c. A Japanese girl.
14. In Antarctica you are:
a. A Polar Bear.
b. A Penguin.
c. Cold.
15. Water doesnt tell you when its going to kill you:
True or False
16. Surveys are:
a. A waste of time.
b. A bus stop on the road to Self Discovery.
c. Where townhouses live.
17. Life is:
a. A movie and you are the director.
b. Unfair.
c. A damn good cereal.
18. You believe in:
a. Love at first sight.
b. Life, Liberty and the Pursuit of Happiness.
c. All you can eat, 24/7.
19. Your receipt from the record store includes the following purchases:
a. Punk. The Dead Kennedys to D.O.A. to the Ramones (you get the idea).
b. Rock (C.C.R. to Clutch and everything inbetween).
c. Record Store? What the fuck, I don't buy music, I burn it!
20. In your band (real or the one in your dreams) you play:
a. Guitar or Bass.
b. The Drums W/Cow Bell or Tambourine.
c. The Organ or the Skin Flute.
Scoring (Are you? Must be nice!)
For every True answer: 2 Points.
For every False answer: 1 Point.
For every A. 1 & 1/2 points.
For every B. 3 points.
For every C. 4 & 1/2 points.
Add 7 points if you have a Mohawk, know someone who does, or just like them.
Subtract 3 points if you smoke.
Add 9 points if you smoke.
Subtract 23 points if you like Aerosmith.
Add 11 points if you eat fruits & vegetables.
Subtract 3 points if you didn't like "Alien Vs. Predator".
Add 9 points if you watch films made before 1985 or films with subtitles.
Subtract 15 points if you litter.
Add 7 points if you made someone smile today.
What does it all really mean?
Test Results Coming Soon!
Nice things,
m.
More things to know about yourself (you ego maniac)
By: Mayorella
1. You think Old English is:
a. An affordable way to get Toasted. Nicely toasted.
b. Furniture Polish.
c. Something Shakespeare would say.
2.Music soothes the savage beast.
True or False
3. You think Noam Chomsky is:
a. Educational, but a little Boring.
b. Entertaining, but a little Boring.
c. Informative, but a little Boring.
4. Pig Tails are:
a. Hot.
b. Juvenile.
c. A reason to break out the B.B.Q. Sauce.
5. A chicken is:
a. Your friend.
b. A good alternative to Beef.
c. Your current romantic interest.
6. When you die:
a. You will be cremated.
b. You will be buried with everything (and everyone) you hold dear.
c. Your dead.
7. Thirsty? What will you drink?
a. Water. Its everywhere.
b. Vodka and Tonic. With a club sandwich chaser.
c. The blood of all those who oppose you.
8. Brad Pitt is:
a. A good actor.
b. Super Cute.
c. Married to the girl from Friends.
9. When you shop for underwear you look for something:
a. Sexy.
b. Comfortable.
c. Previously owned.
10. When you ride the Gravy Train you:
a. Mooch mad shit.
b. Dunk your sandwich in gravy.
c. I dont know, but I bet it has something to do with poo.
11. You relate best to:
a. The people under the stairs.
b. The people over the rainbow.
c. No one. You dont relate to people, you eat them.
12. Last names are for losers! (First names only i.e.- Cher, Prince, Elvis, Etc.):
True or False
13. You think Anime is:
a. Hot. (pronounced hawt)
b. Annoying! Subtitles are too much like books.
c. A Japanese girl.
14. In Antarctica you are:
a. A Polar Bear.
b. A Penguin.
c. Cold.
15. Water doesnt tell you when its going to kill you:
True or False
16. Surveys are:
a. A waste of time.
b. A bus stop on the road to Self Discovery.
c. Where townhouses live.
17. Life is:
a. A movie and you are the director.
b. Unfair.
c. A damn good cereal.
18. You believe in:
a. Love at first sight.
b. Life, Liberty and the Pursuit of Happiness.
c. All you can eat, 24/7.
19. Your receipt from the record store includes the following purchases:
a. Punk. The Dead Kennedys to D.O.A. to the Ramones (you get the idea).
b. Rock (C.C.R. to Clutch and everything inbetween).
c. Record Store? What the fuck, I don't buy music, I burn it!
20. In your band (real or the one in your dreams) you play:
a. Guitar or Bass.
b. The Drums W/Cow Bell or Tambourine.
c. The Organ or the Skin Flute.
Scoring (Are you? Must be nice!)
For every True answer: 2 Points.
For every False answer: 1 Point.
For every A. 1 & 1/2 points.
For every B. 3 points.
For every C. 4 & 1/2 points.
Add 7 points if you have a Mohawk, know someone who does, or just like them.
Subtract 3 points if you smoke.
Add 9 points if you smoke.
Subtract 23 points if you like Aerosmith.
Add 11 points if you eat fruits & vegetables.
Subtract 3 points if you didn't like "Alien Vs. Predator".
Add 9 points if you watch films made before 1985 or films with subtitles.
Subtract 15 points if you litter.
Add 7 points if you made someone smile today.
What does it all really mean?
Test Results Coming Soon!
Nice things,
m.
VIEW 9 of 9 COMMENTS
baddog_ar:
so what does it mean, Mayo? 
clydeftones:
