mayorella

Mail is a nice thing to get. (unless it's bill's or junk)

*Disclaimer- I just did a rather busy shift at the coffee shop and I'm finished! (I'm not however Finnish, I wish. But my tattoo is.) I'm "encouraging" my brain to slowdown and these two factors may cause an entry riddled with spelling errors and improper grammar which I apologize for, but I will NEVER apologize for bad syntax.

I try to be pretty funny for some reason, probably because laughter is a good way to get along with people.

I'm having this weird "growing up-ish" thing going on, and I realize how seriously not-grown-up-at-all the previous statement was. It's a strange new occurence for me to think in terms of the passing of time (because I don't think about it)
I'm at that age..
I've never been the age I am right now, before. ("Cosmic")
This is probably a common human observation as the aging process occurs, I'm sure.

I hope my freakishly overfriendly personal writing style isn't a pain for you to read. As far as college communications courses are concerned,
I HAVE BAD GRAMMAR.

Doesn't get me down one bit though.
Know why?
Good authors have bad english writing skills! Ha! Charles Bukowski just writes, nothing fancy just words, and starting new lines. Not only do I know what he's talking about, so do A Surprising number of other people.

Most importantly, good writers have good memories.
I'm not a good writer, so I travel, live, and repeat myself telling stories so I will be one day.
Or I do these things because I want too, I forget.
Aww, isn't that special? I'm a little weirdo and proud of it.

I like books, how about you?

Tom Robbins, Jitterbug perfume. Knut Hamsun, Hunger & Growth of the soil. Terry Pratchett. Douglas Adam's definately a talented, funny man. I didn't like "the hopi survival kit", but "BLACK ELK SPEAKS" is probably one of the most important books concerning the history, life and death of the Indian people and their culture and their life in North America because of the formation of the United States of America. I also read Harry Potter because if these things happen in the world (the systematic and almost successful annihilation of entire human races existence), anything can happen and I want my imagination arsenal full when it does.
I like pretty much anything in a short-story format, I'm not too harsh a literary critic, I have good taste, but I pick books up EVERYWHERE.
So you can bet I'm not biased in any way.

Have you ever read something and afterwards wished you hadn't bothered?

I absolutely LOVE the wilderness. It's pretty sweet ass up here in Canadia.
10 years ago ("your getting old!" psych I'm kidding.) you could drive 3 hours away from a major city and you'd be faaaaaaaaar away from civilization, and now?
You'd have to drive at least 3, or 4 times the distance to be in a place where you really, really wouldn't see any people.
But you would see a research team, I think research teams are EVERYWHERE!

There's probably a research team in the room with you RIGHT NOW.

I want be on a research team.

The Lowdown
"I'm just generally saying I'm not trying to be all "gotta get me a significant other" because I'm the second awesomest person I know."
Outta sight!


I encourage you to write back any number of letters strung together in some savy type of way.
Because I'm just here to inspire something.
And build a humble but prolific army of (possibly unholy) darkness to support Cedric (my bestest school chum) in his steps to secure world domination.
And do a bunch of other things as well which are all facetiae (for sure).

F.Y.I.
The word face' tious (fah-c-shus) is an adjective meaning
"Addicted to or marked by pleasantry or joking". Facetious -ly, -ness.
It actually comes from Face' tiae (face-cee I think?) a plural noun meaning "Pleasantries, witticisms; (and in bookselling) pornography!
It's from a plural Latin meaning. Facetia, Jest

Nice things when the phone rings,
m.