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maynardsdick

abingdon, england

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Saturday Oct 25, 2003

Oct 25, 2003
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i was flipping through an "Ethan Allen" catalogue the other day. (yeah i know... ew. the person who used to live here is on the mailing list- not me.) Anyway I saw this table lamp, and I was like, "hey... that's a cool lamp. i wonder how much it is."

*scans over to look at the description.*

$429?!?! For a fucking 2 foot coffee table lamp! Jesus christ what is the world comming to?

My boyfriend overhears me and says, "a $429 lamp? what the hell does it do? For that price it better give me a hummer!"

hahahahahaha
I just had to share that one.
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fil:
I'll check out some of the other songs on that list after all.

I've always had this opinion of Tool, that they would be a much better group if they didn't have a lead singer wink
Oct 27, 2003
polly:
yey. dude you do NOT realize how fucking disgustingly dirty a bathroom is until youre down in there cleaning it. the washcloths were moldy, puke the scum was literally eating away at the grout in the bathtub. there was so much hair on the counter i had to scrub to get it off.
erm if my roommate claims that she cleans up our shit " all the time " i must have been on some very heavy drugs every time. whatever
well see you tonight, we might run a little later than usual because were planning on going to dinner beforehand. but either way we'll be there, of course. biggrin with bells on!
Oct 27, 2003

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