http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J_j9LTUBeeIMajor Douche Eastern Assault, Spring 2010
"In this war against complacency and the mundane, we the artists/insane must strive to re-invent, to shadowbox our paranoia, and to adapt to inevitable change while still maintaining a balanced diet. Multi tasking is at the very core of our assault. That is why we are very pleased to unveil a new level of combined art and utility during this Spring Campaign. Along with the comedic, visual, and melodic arsenal, we will also be introducing the latest form of whole body entertainment. By inserting a high fiber brown note to the equation, we will achieve not only an elevated sense of the theatrical, but also provide a non chemical, bio degradable, free range sonic digestif. Forward movement will be achieved. Bon Apetit'!!"
Major Douche,
Battalion Commander.
SPRING TOUR VIP PACKAGES & WINE CLASSES AVAILABLE AT PUSCIFER.COM
Meet & Greet Packages
The question has been answered. When can I meet MJKeenan? The answer is NOW. Now's your chance to say "HI", face to face with the voice behind PUSCIFER Tool, and APC! No, he won't sing at your wedding, but he will look at you for a second, maybe two. He may even have a party favor for you. Package includes: Exclusive meet and greet with Maynard James Keenan, and 1 single Premium Price Level 1 ticket, and perhaps a bonus if you behave. Purchase at www.puscifer.com
Spring Wine Class
Want to learn a bit about wine and about what Maynard's been up to in Arizona? The pre-show wine class is an exclusive event in a private environment with one of Maynard's personal liaisons leading you along the educational path. Learn how Caduceus wines are made. Understand the basic concepts of wine tasting and what goes into the vinification process. Wine should not be a mystery. Get out of the dark. **Must be over 21 TO ATTEND!!** Purchase at www.Puscifer.com.
PUSCIFER TOUR DATES
Mar. 3 Atlanta, GA CW Center Stage
Mar. 4 Atlanta, GA CW Center Stage
Mar. 5 Washington, DC Lincoln Center
Mar. 6 Washington, DC Lincoln Center
Mar. 8 Philadelphia, PA Theater of Living Arts
Mar. 9 Philadelphia, PA Theater of Living Arts
Mar. 11 New York, NY Grand Ballroom
Mar. 12 Stamford, CT Palace Theater
Mar. 13 New York, NY Apollo Theater
Mar. 15 Boston, MA Berklee Academy of Music
Mar. 16 Boston, MA Berklee Academy of Music
Mar. 19 Toronto, ON Queen Elizabeth Theater
Mar. 20 Toronto, ON Queen Elizabeth Theater
Mar. 21 Lorain, OH Lorain Theater
Mar. 23 Detroit, MI Royal Oak Theater
Mar. 24 Detroit, MI Royal Oak Theater
Mar. 26 Chicago, IL Vic Theater
Mar. 27 Chicago, IL Vic Theater
Mar. 28 Columbus, OH LC Indoor Pavilion
Mar. 30 Milwaukee, WI Pabst Theater
Apr. 2 Minneapolis, MN Pantages Theater
Apr. 3 Minneapolis, MN Pantages Theater
"In this war against complacency and the mundane, we the artists/insane must strive to re-invent, to shadowbox our paranoia, and to adapt to inevitable change while still maintaining a balanced diet. Multi tasking is at the very core of our assault. That is why we are very pleased to unveil a new level of combined art and utility during this Spring Campaign. Along with the comedic, visual, and melodic arsenal, we will also be introducing the latest form of whole body entertainment. By inserting a high fiber brown note to the equation, we will achieve not only an elevated sense of the theatrical, but also provide a non chemical, bio degradable, free range sonic digestif. Forward movement will be achieved. Bon Apetit'!!"
Major Douche,
Battalion Commander.
SPRING TOUR VIP PACKAGES & WINE CLASSES AVAILABLE AT PUSCIFER.COM
Meet & Greet Packages
The question has been answered. When can I meet MJKeenan? The answer is NOW. Now's your chance to say "HI", face to face with the voice behind PUSCIFER Tool, and APC! No, he won't sing at your wedding, but he will look at you for a second, maybe two. He may even have a party favor for you. Package includes: Exclusive meet and greet with Maynard James Keenan, and 1 single Premium Price Level 1 ticket, and perhaps a bonus if you behave. Purchase at www.puscifer.com
Spring Wine Class
Want to learn a bit about wine and about what Maynard's been up to in Arizona? The pre-show wine class is an exclusive event in a private environment with one of Maynard's personal liaisons leading you along the educational path. Learn how Caduceus wines are made. Understand the basic concepts of wine tasting and what goes into the vinification process. Wine should not be a mystery. Get out of the dark. **Must be over 21 TO ATTEND!!** Purchase at www.Puscifer.com.
PUSCIFER TOUR DATES
Mar. 3 Atlanta, GA CW Center Stage
Mar. 4 Atlanta, GA CW Center Stage
Mar. 5 Washington, DC Lincoln Center
Mar. 6 Washington, DC Lincoln Center
Mar. 8 Philadelphia, PA Theater of Living Arts
Mar. 9 Philadelphia, PA Theater of Living Arts
Mar. 11 New York, NY Grand Ballroom
Mar. 12 Stamford, CT Palace Theater
Mar. 13 New York, NY Apollo Theater
Mar. 15 Boston, MA Berklee Academy of Music
Mar. 16 Boston, MA Berklee Academy of Music
Mar. 19 Toronto, ON Queen Elizabeth Theater
Mar. 20 Toronto, ON Queen Elizabeth Theater
Mar. 21 Lorain, OH Lorain Theater
Mar. 23 Detroit, MI Royal Oak Theater
Mar. 24 Detroit, MI Royal Oak Theater
Mar. 26 Chicago, IL Vic Theater
Mar. 27 Chicago, IL Vic Theater
Mar. 28 Columbus, OH LC Indoor Pavilion
Mar. 30 Milwaukee, WI Pabst Theater
Apr. 2 Minneapolis, MN Pantages Theater
Apr. 3 Minneapolis, MN Pantages Theater