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this is the penis game and this is how it works: name any movie replacing one of the words with the word penis.

des - march of the penises, must love penis, passion of the penis, almost penis, american penis, divine secrets of the ya-ya penishood, steel penises, penis act and penis act two, penis club, american penis x, my best friend's penis
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brokenhouse:
indiana jones and the raiders of the lost penis
indiana jones and the penis of doom
indiana jones and the holy penis
a new penis
the penis strikes back
the return of the penis
the phantom penis
the attack of the penis
the revenge of the penis

tongue

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junebug:
american penis in london
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for as well as i know myself and as much time as i spend trying to work out my issues, i remain just as oblivious to some of them as i am to obvious advances from those with penises.

i left becky's house tonight feeling hurt and angry, like i put in all this time trying to help her feel better, trying to make her...
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aj_paradiselost:
Fucking wow. I wish I could bear my soul like you have just done. That must be really fucking theraputic. Being a guy and all I guess supression must just come naturally. I don't know if your the smart one or if Kat would be my best friend or not. I just think that since i"ve known you over this machine that you are alot of fucking fun to talk to. Whenever I've ever felt wieghted down by alot of shit and have caught you online that you have always been a great distraction. YOu make me smile. Very few fuckers can do that. If I were up the street you would be one of the coolest fuckers I would know. I'm sorry you were crying babe but sometimes it is a necessary release. Keep smiling babe, it is a beautiful smile and I think it affects those around you more than you realize. L8er babe.........Aj
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miguelitooooo:
there's ALWAYS mystery left, isn't there?
sexyadventurer:
Ah wow! I love Rilo Kiley--and when she sings "Diana Diana Diana I would die for you..." that's so hot even though she's supposed to be a "man" in the song.

Ok, I just stopped by to say hi because I saw a cute picture of you in one of the groups.
smile
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complaints from the peanut gallery! okay, okay, here's your update:

even with a $1900 cleaner and heavy-duty cleaning solution, it still smells of ammonia in this fucking living room. i'm trying to crate train the puppies, and they're doing okay with it. an overall cleaning/rearrangement of the apartment is slowly taking place too. we need to fix the living room so that when we finally...
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rin:
i kind of like the smell of ammonio (but only a little)
aj_paradiselost:
White Zin? fuck babe, that hangover is yours and only yours. It's cool that you have been making money babe. You are fucking hot, I've said it before and I'll continue saying it. Maybe you can do it full time. Just try to find a way to make it more profitable without sending bots all over the fucking place. I might have to lose a bit of respect for you then. Anyway gorgeousness, good luck with the puppies. I just join " People for the ethical treatment of animals"..........yeah, P.E.T.A With all my pets I felt that it is the least I could do, for my pets and my love for them. L8er babe, you are the coolest chick that I wish were closer so you could be my coolest friend...........L8er.......Aj
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lckydnvrmnt:
Nice pics......I miss TN frown
aj_paradiselost:
Are we getting a new fucking post any time soon beautiful?...........L8er..........Aj
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BRASS FURNACE GOING OUT: Song, after an Abortion
by Diane di Prima

I

to say I failed, that is walked out
and into the arctic
     How shd I know where I was ?
A man chants in the courtyard
     the window is open
someone else drops a pecan pie
     into the yard
two dogs down there play trumpet
     there is something disturbed
about the melody....
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aj_paradiselost:
Pretty fucking deep babe.
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i need to make my bills this month along with an extra $500 in order to go home next month.

i still have the following due:
- water
- electric
- cable
- cellphone
- car insurance for two cars

...but i DID make $105 on niteflirt last night!
aj_paradiselost:
Fuck man, I've gotta do this niteflirt thing. No wonder I always see you online. I'm really not sure what you could say to me though that could make me fork over a hundred dollars, but then again I do actually have sex with real chicks sooooo. Anyway babe.......L8er.........Aj. You'll make your bills cause you always fucking do.
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I NEED YOUR HELP!

for my stats class, i'm supposed to do a data set with made-up data, but i'd prefer to have a real idea of what i'm doing. SO! if you could leave a comment with the answers to my questions, i'd be thrilled! i'd be happier if i could somehow receive anonymous comments, but i'll just look at the information and not...
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fernando37:
sex: male
age: 38
sexuality: heterosexual
location: midwest
religion: atheist
education level (hs diploma, some college, bachelor's degree, graduate degree, vocational/tech school, etc): graduate degree

on a scale of 1-10 (1 = v. unhostile, 10 = v. hostile), how do you perceive local attitudes towards
homosexuals (this includes the entire GLBT (gay/lesbian/bisexual/transgendered) community? 5

on a scale of 1-10 (1 = v. unhostile, 10 = v. hostile), how do you perceive national attitudes towards homosexuals? 7 especially hardcore-right wing republicans

on a scale of 1-10, (1 = v. unaccepting, 10 = v. accepting) how accepting are you of homosexuals? 10

on a scale of 1-10, (1 = v. unaccepting, 10 = v. accepting) how accepting is your family of homosexuals? 5

estimate the number of GLBT people you have known in your lifetime. 60



i really love your set....
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geekygoo:
sex : Female

age : 32

sexuality : bisexual

location : midwest

religion : Roman Catholic

education level : hs diploma

on a scale of 1-10 (1 = v. unhostile, 10 = v. hostile), how do you perceive local attitudes towards homosexuals (this includes the entire GLBT (gay/lesbian/bisexual/transgendered) community? : 6 and 9 (I live in the capital city of my state so things are more..."cosmopolitan". Many other places in the state are far more backwards)

on a scale of 1-10 (1 = v. unhostile, 10 = v. hostile), how do you perceive national attitudes towards homosexuals? : 5

on a scale of 1-10, (1 = v. unaccepting, 10 = v. accepting) how accepting are you of homosexuals? : 10

on a scale of 1-10, (1 = v. unaccepting, 10 = v. accepting) how accepting is your family of homosexuals? : 1 (Unfortunately, most of the family I see on a semi-regular basis are born-again types. My mother was actually hit on by lesbians more than once!)

estimate the number of GLBT people you have known in your lifetime. : 20

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today = two years wif mah ho. and bentley (one of the babies) just gave me a fat lip.
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work schedule back to normal. friday, saturday, sunday, and then pick up a night. just have to motivate to pick up a night. money is okay, but still not enough to catch up on the bills. i think i'll move to las vegas and get a job whoring myself at the bunny ranch. at least under that guise i'll have a reason to fuck the...
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dx927:
isabella soprano is a favorite of mine as well...
aj_paradiselost:
Fucking twelve pages is a start though babe. You know, I think you are one of the coolest chicks that I'm loosely associated with but I think this whole marriage thing is blown out of proportion. I mean I understand that I have an option to marry the chick I am into but for right now it is cool just for us to be able to be together. Marriage is just a Christian ceremony anyway. The only practical benefit is that I can put her under my medical insurance once we are married and she can drop her insurance at her job. Really, what other benefit is there? I can have life insurance and leave it to her even if we aren't married. I hope I'm not pissing you off babe cause I'm not trying too. It just sounds to me that people are being pissed off about not having rights to something that is no big deal anyway, you can still have ceremonies, you can still be wed in heart and soul, you can still rent halls and proclaimed to all your family and friends that you are wed.
Don't take something cool like finding someone you have always wanted to be with and make it small just cause a small minded society doesnt' accept it. Gays are a few of the most hard core rebels there are, I mean, I wouldn't have the balls to be openly gay if I were, and I'm not so don't be a smart ass.
I just think there are so many lonely ass fuckers in the world that they would be happy to find someone they could melt into. Unless you are hardcore religious, fuck marriage. I'm in no rush, My girl is in no rush because we know we are happy and belong together. She is wicked into the Goth thing and my lifestyle is the whole punk and Metal Genre. I don't need a christian ceremony to tell me that her and I can't drink red wine, jam to slayer, make out to Bauhaus and Fuck to Black Sabbath. I'll talk to you L8er babe, you know who luvs you...........Aj