i fucked up bad. once again we are in the figgity-financial hole.
kat just discovered that our signed copy of melissa ferrick's valentine heartache got all fucked up. super. every time i get something autographed, it either gets fucked up or auctioned off. what is that shit?
i'm just about finished writing my curriculum vitae. it's due on the twenty-ninth, but it only needs minor...
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kat just discovered that our signed copy of melissa ferrick's valentine heartache got all fucked up. super. every time i get something autographed, it either gets fucked up or auctioned off. what is that shit?
i'm just about finished writing my curriculum vitae. it's due on the twenty-ninth, but it only needs minor...
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aj_paradiselost:
Hey fucker, missing ya. Life can not possibly be as much drama as you kick up. Yer dentist sucks ass, my root canals last about a half an hour, tops. Fuck De reeses pieces. I've never seen such an intelligent and capable chick worry about so much shit, you and Kat always pull through. I think that you haven't realized that your wee lack of confidence is the only thing that may well be keeping you humble. Sometimes humility is good because it keeps the fall to the ground less painful. Trust in your strength and intellect babe cause you are probably one of the only fuckers I've known for awhile that I'd trust with my life. I mean that, that really isn't an attempt to see your boobs on live webcam, no really. L8er doll.........Aj
hi! i'm still alive!
i suck at responding to comments this week, forgive me! i can't stop with the exclamation marks either, xip! fabulous!
i bought a car! i got it insured and registered! now i can drive it!
puppies are still cute! they're walking and whining and yipping and shitting! who wants one?!
i'm having a bad hair day and goodbye!
i suck at responding to comments this week, forgive me! i can't stop with the exclamation marks either, xip! fabulous!
i bought a car! i got it insured and registered! now i can drive it!
puppies are still cute! they're walking and whining and yipping and shitting! who wants one?!
i'm having a bad hair day and goodbye!
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primordialooze:
Which begs the question: Is there really anywhere worth driving to?
patches:
Now that you have a car you should come see me? 
survivor is on in a minute, but first, a quick update:
i got a root canal today, and i lived to talk about it. they weren't supposed to finish it so i wouldn't have to pay for the whole thing-- they were gonna delay the second appointment until my insurance kicks in, but they finished it, so i'm fucked. my antibiotic and pain prescription (LORITAB!)...
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i got a root canal today, and i lived to talk about it. they weren't supposed to finish it so i wouldn't have to pay for the whole thing-- they were gonna delay the second appointment until my insurance kicks in, but they finished it, so i'm fucked. my antibiotic and pain prescription (LORITAB!)...
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koga:
Yay for puppies!
geekygoo:
Ooooh! I had a root canal about 2 years ago. Unpleasent? Yes!!! But having a good dentist really seemed to help. Or at least I thought so.
my grandfather's in the hospital again. they say he's okay, that he just didn't eat this morning, that he's diabetic (um, when did this develop?), that they're just doing tests. that doesn't mean that when they call to tell me, i'm not going to break down. mom's mistake: "well, YOU were the one who moved to tennessee, we didn't put you there." gr.
all emotion...
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all emotion...
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xip:
My favorite book is "Penny Dreadful," by Will Christopher Baer, it is a bizarre, twisted up mind-fuck and I would suggest it to anyone.
Stephen King's "Carrie" and "Tommyknockers" are old crinkled favs of mine too.
I also love books of poetry by anyone with any ability whatsoever. It is soothing. Even the pissy stuff.
xip
Stephen King's "Carrie" and "Tommyknockers" are old crinkled favs of mine too.
I also love books of poetry by anyone with any ability whatsoever. It is soothing. Even the pissy stuff.
xip
presence:
i always suggest the electric kool aid acid test by tom wolfe or on the road by kerouac if you havent read those yet...also invisible monsters by palahniuk 
hope everything is straight with gramps
hope everything is straight with gramps
my head hurts. i'm hormonal and disgustingly horny, but mondays suck because i get to spend exactly fifteen minutes alone with my girlfriend before ten pm between the time i come home from school and she goes to work. not even time enough for a quickie!
so, i finally found a car. 95 altima, $1500. it's in need of a new back passenger side door,...
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so, i finally found a car. 95 altima, $1500. it's in need of a new back passenger side door,...
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myra:
Out of the suit would be the next step
good night
good night
aj_paradiselost:
I know you are are strange wench fucker but what the hell does what you said in my journal mean? Sarcasm run off from your horniness or you just being a wierd wench, although your journal entry seems to lean towards the wierdness. Anyway drive this way, we'll race for girlfriend pink slips. If you win you take my girl, If I win, you take my girl, sounds fair to me.........L8er, oh, how was hippie, wierd ass Tori doll? Luv ya Shitbird.
des's own recipe for THE BEST PINA COLADAS ON THE PLANET!
one can del bacardi pina colada mix!
one can sliced pineapple!
captain morgan! a lot!
99 bananas!
ice!
BLEND!
one can del bacardi pina colada mix!
one can sliced pineapple!
captain morgan! a lot!
99 bananas!
ice!
BLEND!
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nick667:
hey whats up
myra:
Woah babe, you don't even have to say anything...Your name in my comments list already makes me blush. I think I couldn't be around you without looking like a tomato because of all the dirty thought I'd have
hello.
i'm officially trained to intervene if any of you are suicidal. super. thanks.
my keyboard's being an asshole.
also, i'm exhausted because i've been up since seven this morning and i should go in to work, but i just want to sleep and i'm a little sad and feel like crying but have no reason.
your mom says hi.
i'm officially trained to intervene if any of you are suicidal. super. thanks.
my keyboard's being an asshole.
also, i'm exhausted because i've been up since seven this morning and i should go in to work, but i just want to sleep and i'm a little sad and feel like crying but have no reason.
your mom says hi.
rin:
i hate when i'm sad and know i have no reason to be. DAMN YOU, HORMONES.
hello! billybentley: READ THIS POST!
let's see. from around noon yesterday to five yesterday, kat and i stood outside the woodruff arts center with a bunch of nerds waiting for tori to grace us with her meet&greet presence. kat and i both have half-burns on the left side of our bodies. we are awesome.
we had a little issue with number nazis trying to...
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let's see. from around noon yesterday to five yesterday, kat and i stood outside the woodruff arts center with a bunch of nerds waiting for tori to grace us with her meet&greet presence. kat and i both have half-burns on the left side of our bodies. we are awesome.
we had a little issue with number nazis trying to...
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xip:
Aww, she is a beautiful woman. Congrats
I'd like a rosary. Where could I pick up one of those?
xip
I'd like a rosary. Where could I pick up one of those?
xip
aj_paradiselost:
Tori is totally scary man, I think she makes Lorana Bobbit look like a sex instructor. I'd fear for my Penis, not that you would have that problem. LOL, Tori................L8er babe..........Aj
hello, fuckers!
the puppies are still cute. IN OTHER NEWS! kat and i leave for atlanta tomorrow morning for to see tori on monday! and possibly, if i'm not feeling too horrible about it, we'll go to the melting pot, my most favoritest restaurant in the whole world. fat girls unite!
miss me while i'm gone.
the puppies are still cute. IN OTHER NEWS! kat and i leave for atlanta tomorrow morning for to see tori on monday! and possibly, if i'm not feeling too horrible about it, we'll go to the melting pot, my most favoritest restaurant in the whole world. fat girls unite!
miss me while i'm gone.
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aj_paradiselost:
What do you mean the puppies are STILL cute? do puppies you usually obtain go through some metamorphsis where one day they are adorable and the next they are slobbering creatures from the pit of hounddoggy hell? No, wait, thats just me waiting for a beer in a fucking crowded bar. Well let me know how Tori goes. stay safe and tell Kat I say Yo. L8er De reeses pieces.................Aj
xip:
Ooooh... we should meet in Atlanta sometime and hang out. I live about 4 hours away from there.
xip
xip
final count: twelve puppies!
all healthy (or so it seems) and whining and suckling mommie's titties. they're fabulous. most of them look like a mix between luxie and a rottie and a couple look like this stray we see around here pretty often whom we've named mister man and then there's this one, and she's bright yellow and she looks like that googly-eyed little fucker...
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all healthy (or so it seems) and whining and suckling mommie's titties. they're fabulous. most of them look like a mix between luxie and a rottie and a couple look like this stray we see around here pretty often whom we've named mister man and then there's this one, and she's bright yellow and she looks like that googly-eyed little fucker...
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ratbugdave:
wow. thats alot of stuff for one animal to have inside it.
primordialooze:
Newborn puppies look like little aliens. Cute little aliens, of course.
Congrats Grandma!
Congrats Grandma!
