following is a photo post from my friend cory's labor day party last night. much drama ensued and i was the only sober person in the entire place, which was really fucking weird; however, i had a lot of fun. i think i may have been drunk by association.
sassy hats!
becky, kelly
cory
kelly, sarah, becky
gwen
katie
dirty hippies
chris (BONE!), the boy i slipped the tongue. the same boy who tried to forcefully neck becky. why did the gay girl get more play than the straight girl?!
damon
homo imitation
hello and fuck you david mack
tapping the keg
brannon and aja
homo imitation
again, fuck you, david mack
people with beer - note the high correlation of beer posession to strange bodily movements.
andrew, chris, tavia
kelly, becky, brannon - the latter two making stupid faces!
becky, what are you doing?
aja and fuckyoudavidmack
tavia and beckywhatareyouDOING?
cory, gwen, heather, becky - maybe i should just change the name of this section to "becky with beer and feigned retardation."
i love watching gwen eat when she's drunk. i do this on a regular basis.
bonedaddy! at this point he's probably wondering how many girls he's made out with and why linda is still at his side like the lapdog that she is.
gwen, katie, sarah - katie and sarah both have really nice boobs, i can vouch for it!
ah, sarah and fuckyoudavidmack. this is the picture that got me beaten up by the homo. he looks harmless, doesn't he? oh, but he's not. you get beer on his gucci pants or whatever and he bitchslaps you, runs off, and throws a tantrum!
cory and i right after he told me he would deflower me
heather and beckywhatareyoudoing?
becky and a katnyah
mad des and kat action
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andrew and that creepy guy passed out
that creepy guy was a REALLY creepy guy.
aja and brannon thought it would be really funny to pose with the passed out fuck-ups.</center>
gratuitous touching of special parts
fuckyoudavidmack, getcher hands off my titties.
katie flannery making stupid faces
yes kat, you still have a staple in your face
forceful necking under the stars
der?
brannon and des humpination!
brannon's a hottie.
des in hammock
nosepicking no flash
kat tongue, brannon tongue
creepy guy, me, andrew, katie
deskatiehammock
jim!
kat being cute and linda being all stalkerlike
heather and kat
gwen looking very drunk and katie
tavia and kat
becky and linda before linda spent an hour in my crotch and then chris's crotch and then stormed off because chris and becky and possibly i told her that there was much making out to be done without her.
tavia and becky
sassy hats!
becky, kelly
cory
kelly, sarah, becky
gwen
katie
dirty hippies
chris (BONE!), the boy i slipped the tongue. the same boy who tried to forcefully neck becky. why did the gay girl get more play than the straight girl?!
damon
homo imitation
hello and fuck you david mack
tapping the keg
brannon and aja
homo imitation
again, fuck you, david mack
people with beer - note the high correlation of beer posession to strange bodily movements.
andrew, chris, tavia
kelly, becky, brannon - the latter two making stupid faces!
becky, what are you doing?
aja and fuckyoudavidmack
tavia and beckywhatareyouDOING?
cory, gwen, heather, becky - maybe i should just change the name of this section to "becky with beer and feigned retardation."
i love watching gwen eat when she's drunk. i do this on a regular basis.
bonedaddy! at this point he's probably wondering how many girls he's made out with and why linda is still at his side like the lapdog that she is.
gwen, katie, sarah - katie and sarah both have really nice boobs, i can vouch for it!
ah, sarah and fuckyoudavidmack. this is the picture that got me beaten up by the homo. he looks harmless, doesn't he? oh, but he's not. you get beer on his gucci pants or whatever and he bitchslaps you, runs off, and throws a tantrum!
cory and i right after he told me he would deflower me
heather and beckywhatareyoudoing?
becky and a katnyah
mad des and kat action
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andrew and that creepy guy passed out
that creepy guy was a REALLY creepy guy.
aja and brannon thought it would be really funny to pose with the passed out fuck-ups.</center>
gratuitous touching of special parts
fuckyoudavidmack, getcher hands off my titties.
katie flannery making stupid faces
yes kat, you still have a staple in your face
forceful necking under the stars
der?
brannon and des humpination!
brannon's a hottie.
des in hammock
nosepicking no flash
kat tongue, brannon tongue
creepy guy, me, andrew, katie
deskatiehammock
jim!
kat being cute and linda being all stalkerlike
heather and kat
gwen looking very drunk and katie
tavia and kat
becky and linda before linda spent an hour in my crotch and then chris's crotch and then stormed off because chris and becky and possibly i told her that there was much making out to be done without her.
tavia and becky
Have a nice weekend laydee