i keep putting this entry off.
so, went to miami to surprise my mom for her forty-first birthday. went to the queerest queer bar ever (MEAT MARKET!), got drunk at another bar with a surprisingly large amount of fat, scary lesbians in camo, went to the "gay beach" on south beach between 12th and 14th street, got a nice tan, took my laika puppy to the lake with my brothers, went roller skating with my brothers and felt very much like christina ricci with charlize theron in monster (kat said she got really turned on when i showed her all my old tricks, what a nerd), hung out with my first girlcrush who, surprisingly, has the same name as kat (kathleen libby), and which is a rare-ish name, did a lot of drinking, hung out with one of my hot friends from highschool and her non-sexual soulmate, hung out with my old one-eyed homo friend who smoked the piss out of me while i made fun of his one eye (open up my eager eye, sight for sore eye, i can't believe my eye!), got accosted by a scary stripper who decided she wanted to have sex with me while i was hiding under her living room table drunk as fuck and tried to drag me into her bedroom BY MY FOOT... i think that's pretty much everything that happened in miami. oh, and my grandmother walked in on me while i was in the shower masturbating with the shower massager. mmhmm.
and then we outran katrina. so there is that.
so, went to miami to surprise my mom for her forty-first birthday. went to the queerest queer bar ever (MEAT MARKET!), got drunk at another bar with a surprisingly large amount of fat, scary lesbians in camo, went to the "gay beach" on south beach between 12th and 14th street, got a nice tan, took my laika puppy to the lake with my brothers, went roller skating with my brothers and felt very much like christina ricci with charlize theron in monster (kat said she got really turned on when i showed her all my old tricks, what a nerd), hung out with my first girlcrush who, surprisingly, has the same name as kat (kathleen libby), and which is a rare-ish name, did a lot of drinking, hung out with one of my hot friends from highschool and her non-sexual soulmate, hung out with my old one-eyed homo friend who smoked the piss out of me while i made fun of his one eye (open up my eager eye, sight for sore eye, i can't believe my eye!), got accosted by a scary stripper who decided she wanted to have sex with me while i was hiding under her living room table drunk as fuck and tried to drag me into her bedroom BY MY FOOT... i think that's pretty much everything that happened in miami. oh, and my grandmother walked in on me while i was in the shower masturbating with the shower massager. mmhmm.
and then we outran katrina. so there is that.
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aj_paradiselost:
Fuck, you are a babe fucker...........L8er.....AJ
rock_starry:
well shit i am glad that you outran katrina cause the shit down there is getting bad! i am sorry i am so addicted to cnn right now watching all the info on it i need to stop cause it makes me mad then sad then happy i am an emotional train wreck when i watch it! 