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maybes_smashing

miami, fl

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Monday Apr 11, 2005

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my head hurts. i'm hormonal and disgustingly horny, but mondays suck because i get to spend exactly fifteen minutes alone with my girlfriend before ten pm between the time i come home from school and she goes to work. not even time enough for a quickie!

so, i finally found a car. 95 altima, $1500. it's in need of a new back passenger side door, but i can do that. i should have the car and title within the next few days. car shopping is hell, especially when some guy trying to sell you a car gets hostile on you because you want your mechanic to check the fucking thing out. christ. i told him he was an asshole before i left though, so i feel better about it. mad

our house is a MESS. puppies smell like pee pee. and luxie's bladder has gotten smaller OR she's eating and drinking more and we haven't adapted to it yet because she's pissing and shitting in the house and i don't like it! i need to go rent one of those carpet cleaner from the supermarket because things are starting to look yucky.

geh.
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myra:
Out of the suit would be the next step blush
good night kiss
Apr 11, 2005
aj_paradiselost:
I know you are are strange wench fucker but what the hell does what you said in my journal mean? Sarcasm run off from your horniness or you just being a wierd wench, although your journal entry seems to lean towards the wierdness. Anyway drive this way, we'll race for girlfriend pink slips. If you win you take my girl, If I win, you take my girl, sounds fair to me.........L8er, oh, how was hippie, wierd ass Tori doll? Luv ya Shitbird.
Apr 11, 2005

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