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maybes_smashing

miami, fl

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Sunday Mar 20, 2005

Mar 20, 2005
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mean girls makes me happy.

my girlfriend also makes me happy. i mean, she's kinda cute. and she's kinda obnoxious. and she's good in bed. what more could a girl ask for?!

i made okay money at work tonight. not the best. not like the norm, but okay.

i'm supposed to find out tomorrow if i got that loan or not. i've got my heart set on that car, but i have a feeling that $200 payments will be less than helpful to my financial situation right now.

fishsticks are fucking awesome.

i'd like to leave you with this gem: "i can't help it if i've got a heavy flow and a wide-set vagina!"

tell me something interesting.
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primordialooze:
We don't have White Castle here, either.
bok

Tell you something interesting?

"Louis Napoleon, nephew of Napoleon Bonaparte, lost the Franco-Prussian War of 1870 due wholly or in part from impaired kidney function resulting from kidney stone formation."

I learned that on the In-ter-neat.
surreal
Mar 21, 2005
xip:
Lindsey Lohan movies make me sad, because throughout the movie I am convinced she is a hardcore chick, and then as the credits roll I realize she is a media puppet, and I have been tricked by her raspy hot voice and long fiery mane. frown *sorrow!*

Something interesting: If Barbie were a real woman, in order to achieve her proportions she'd have to remove two ribs and carry her spleen in a bag.
xip
Mar 21, 2005

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