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maybes_smashing

miami, fl

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Saturday Feb 26, 2005

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my relationship with food has been less than optimal for the past week or so. everytime i eat, my stomach is like, "PLEASE STOP!" and so i do, but then i feel like shit for hours.

my relationship with olive garden's customers is even worse. i made a shit ton of money tonight (more like my weekly average, about $120 before tip out), and still managed to get stiffed three times in an hour by people who left happy. I DON'T GET IT, PLEASE EXPLAIN THIS TO ME! good service = no tip? what the fucking fuck?!

however! i DO get to see tori in a month or so and i will continue to brag about this. the atlanta show sold out in less than three hours? that's nuts.

what i got: cadbury mini eggs for my daily chocolate intake, a diet coke, a headache, and foot pain. WHO WANTS TO RUB MY FEETS?

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primordialooze:
By the way... I haven't complimented you on your new profile pic yet. It's great.. You have wonderful eyes... and there is something about the shape of your face that is really cool.

(Is that a weird compliment?)
surreal
Feb 27, 2005
presence:
well no of course not..maybe after a shower not after work..
Feb 27, 2005

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