group x always puts me in a better mood.
update on my grandfather: still no explanation for what happened, but the cardiologist cleared him for release. now the neurologist and his attending physician need to do the same and he can be peaced out.
gat gat gat!
oh, and wish me luck dealing with the rednecks at work tonight: "yes, you fat motherfucker, i know you want more breadsticks with extra garlic butter and a big salad slathered in ranch so that you can try to feel better about your fat fucking ass. please tip accordingly (20%!) and go back to your fucking mountain!" need to make big money. SO behind on bills.
ALSO: i just came up with THE best alternate lyrics to britney spears's "lucky". they had to do with jesus dying on the cross.
update on my grandfather: still no explanation for what happened, but the cardiologist cleared him for release. now the neurologist and his attending physician need to do the same and he can be peaced out.
gat gat gat!
oh, and wish me luck dealing with the rednecks at work tonight: "yes, you fat motherfucker, i know you want more breadsticks with extra garlic butter and a big salad slathered in ranch so that you can try to feel better about your fat fucking ass. please tip accordingly (20%!) and go back to your fucking mountain!" need to make big money. SO behind on bills.
ALSO: i just came up with THE best alternate lyrics to britney spears's "lucky". they had to do with jesus dying on the cross.
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That really made me laugh/smile
Sorry you have to deal with rednecks...I grew up in the South...I know how idiotic some southerners can be