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miami, fl

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Friday Jan 28, 2005

Jan 28, 2005
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i'm drunk. wine.

tonight's plan was to come home, have wine, and file taxes. i did everything i could with the taxes, but given that we're both missing a w-2, i couldn't actually file. i'm gonna attempt to get those w-2s tomorrow morning, and if i can't, i'm just going to fucking send the bitches in. between us, we're getting about $1,000 back. fabulous.

uh. tonight, work sucked. i have an issue with people treating me like i'm stupid. i don't handle it well. it makes me rude. aside from that, no matter how nicely i treated anyone tonight, i got the shittiest tips on the planet. what the hell? i'm the best goddamn server those fuckers will ever have! yes, i have a big ego. yes, we knew this. regardless, what the shit? this town is so heavily service industry based that people hire the biggest fucking idiots on the planet and given the fact that not only am i a server, but i eat out a good deal, i KNOW that most of the servers here SUCK a fat one. so c'mon mothrafucker, tip the good ones! oi.

/bitchrant.

man, someone should accept my sg application already. i want to get naked for a camera and have it plastered all over the internet!

hey, look, mad pirate action!: ARRR!!!
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aj_paradiselost:
Lol, yer fucking nuts, I love it.........Anyway fucker take care.........lol, you fucking crack me up.
Jan 29, 2005
aj_paradiselost:
I was checking out yer fucking website. How cool, I feel like I've totally invaded a place I wasn't supposed to go, you know, me being a virtual stranger and all. Do you really have that much fucking time on your hands to do all of that shit? I'm not putting it down or anything just talking shit. So what the fuck is your name? It annoys me not having anything to call you. I don't even understand the maybesmashing title. You've gotta explain that one to me sometimes. Anyway, I'm off work the next two days so look for me online unless yer at work busting your ass for the insane tips of gratitude from bullshit humans. L8er babe............Aj
Jan 29, 2005

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