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miami, fl

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Friday Jan 21, 2005

Jan 21, 2005
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it took me a while, but i added some photos to this damn thing. now then, i have to go suit up for work. wish me luck-- we don't want a fabulous girl like myself incarcerated for jamming a breadstick up someone's ass.
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stasia:
here i come!!
Jan 21, 2005
aj_paradiselost:
A booby pic? Lol, yer such a bad little fucker. I didn't see that coming. Graduating in August? That's fucking cool, it isn't so far away. Yeah man, jam the breadstick up any fucker who deserves it, me? I'd just tip you, it is easier than going the breadstick route. I'm expecting a snowstorm tomorrow, thats cool though, the bar is in walking distance and I can fucking Jam out to plenty of Billy Idol. The club was cool tonight but the fucking DJ played nothing I requested, the piece of shit. Anyway, I'm gonna crash, I'm tired as balls, I'll catch ya soon.............L8er.............Aj
Jan 21, 2005

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