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speaking of disappearing for a hot minute, christ, that was a hothothot minute. um. i've pretty much been everywhere in the past several weeks. i've become a regular jetsetter.

flew to philly for a dresden dolls show. then roadtripped to new jersey for another. met amanda palmer. she hugged me, she kissed me (ON THE LIPS!), she played with my boobs (seriously), she took pictures with me, she signed my journal.

the new jersey show was their last show before halloween, so i dressed up:



philly:


then i went to new york city for the first time this past weekend to meet up with a bunch of my internet friends from another site i frequent. we had this huge fucking prom-themed party and i made out with everybody.

posing:


cuddling:


i didn't bother with a dress, mostly because i have huge tits and shoulders like a linebacker:


these two girls are AMAZING. let's just say that the debauchery that took place between the three of us was... astounding:






DRUNK:


drunk and goofy:


and now i'm home. but i DID get a new tattoo today! it's a two-session tattoo. my first:




here i am in bed, looking like ass:



...so there's your brief update on where the fuck des has been. if you want something a little more in-depth, i suggest you check out my myspace (myspace.com/dollsneerpiece). there are TONS of pictures on my blog.