on friday we went to a party. more stupid pictures were taken.
heather, birthday girl (i saw her titties):
heather and a homo:
heather and the most irritating southern bumpkin in all of tennessee:
...i think somebody needs a new pair of jeans. especially if covering your cooter means you have to wear bright purple shorts under them.
seriously, though. this guitar got RIGHT THE FUCK around:
is it wuth it?! let me wuhk it! (inside joke?)
this is the scariest homo-face i have EVER seen:
becky and katie. i got nothin':
seeing these pictures makes me realize that i don't remember much of the night at all...
tubthumping with the rev:
are you ready for...CHEETOMO?
attention whore cam:
becky and trisha:
becky and everybody's favorite reverend of the satanist church:
becky, gwen (no food in her mouth!):
becky and some homos looking like buttsex isn't really something she wants to spend the night doing:
DUHHHHHH
GWEN WITH FOOD, YAY:
...dis bitch got mad skizillz!
gwen without food, boohiss:
gwenmo:
gwencock?
definitely gwencock:
are those my boobs? and is that her tongue? and a guitar? WHY DON'T I REMEMBER THIS?!
what's that face?
hacha macha!
i have something really mean. and this time i can't do it!
why is it that you always catch me looking my stupidest, dear? seriously, what's even going on there? my boobs look nice, though.
drunk people:
oh, look: more bong-fong-fong shots!
dear becky, were you giving that beer bottle a blowjob? <3, des
it's almost like a re-enactment of cory's labor day party! heads in crotches, but no drama and no linda!
i also forgot about that one time i put my boob on becky's head. seriously, that's like... forty pounds of tit right there.
look, even straight girls like that shit.
i don't know. really.
bubba and jimbob?
aw, look at that.
okay, now she's back to normal:
WHAT THE FUCKING FUCK?!
hey, i brought heather an astrophysicist for her birthday! how cool am i?
i'm like a walking party favor: beer warmer, anybody?
jesus christ, why do i let you people take pictures of me?!
heather, birthday girl (i saw her titties):

heather and a homo:

heather and the most irritating southern bumpkin in all of tennessee:

...i think somebody needs a new pair of jeans. especially if covering your cooter means you have to wear bright purple shorts under them.
seriously, though. this guitar got RIGHT THE FUCK around:


is it wuth it?! let me wuhk it! (inside joke?)

this is the scariest homo-face i have EVER seen:

becky and katie. i got nothin':

seeing these pictures makes me realize that i don't remember much of the night at all...

tubthumping with the rev:

are you ready for...CHEETOMO?



attention whore cam:
becky and trisha:

becky and everybody's favorite reverend of the satanist church:


becky, gwen (no food in her mouth!):

becky and some homos looking like buttsex isn't really something she wants to spend the night doing:

DUHHHHHH

GWEN WITH FOOD, YAY:



...dis bitch got mad skizillz!
gwen without food, boohiss:

gwenmo:

gwencock?

definitely gwencock:

are those my boobs? and is that her tongue? and a guitar? WHY DON'T I REMEMBER THIS?!

what's that face?

hacha macha!


i have something really mean. and this time i can't do it!

why is it that you always catch me looking my stupidest, dear? seriously, what's even going on there? my boobs look nice, though.

drunk people:

oh, look: more bong-fong-fong shots!


dear becky, were you giving that beer bottle a blowjob? <3, des

it's almost like a re-enactment of cory's labor day party! heads in crotches, but no drama and no linda!

i also forgot about that one time i put my boob on becky's head. seriously, that's like... forty pounds of tit right there.

look, even straight girls like that shit.

i don't know. really.

bubba and jimbob?

aw, look at that.

okay, now she's back to normal:

WHAT THE FUCKING FUCK?!

hey, i brought heather an astrophysicist for her birthday! how cool am i?

i'm like a walking party favor: beer warmer, anybody?

jesus christ, why do i let you people take pictures of me?!
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Thanks for the compliment! I haven't been in the States, LP was in Berlin and I came around to shoot with him