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maybes_smashing

miami, fl

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Tuesday Nov 08, 2005

Nov 8, 2005
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on friday we went to a party. more stupid pictures were taken.


heather, birthday girl (i saw her titties):


heather and a homo:


heather and the most irritating southern bumpkin in all of tennessee:

...i think somebody needs a new pair of jeans. especially if covering your cooter means you have to wear bright purple shorts under them.

seriously, though. this guitar got RIGHT THE FUCK around:



is it wuth it?! let me wuhk it! (inside joke?)


this is the scariest homo-face i have EVER seen:


becky and katie. i got nothin':


seeing these pictures makes me realize that i don't remember much of the night at all...


tubthumping with the rev:


are you ready for...CHEETOMO?




attention whore cam:

becky and trisha:

becky and everybody's favorite reverend of the satanist church:


becky, gwen (no food in her mouth!):

becky and some homos looking like buttsex isn't really something she wants to spend the night doing:

DUHHHHHH


GWEN WITH FOOD, YAY:



...dis bitch got mad skizillz!

gwen without food, boohiss:


gwenmo:


gwencock?


definitely gwencock:


are those my boobs? and is that her tongue? and a guitar? WHY DON'T I REMEMBER THIS?!


what's that face?


hacha macha!



i have something really mean. and this time i can't do it!


why is it that you always catch me looking my stupidest, dear? seriously, what's even going on there? my boobs look nice, though.


drunk people:


oh, look: more bong-fong-fong shots!



dear becky, were you giving that beer bottle a blowjob? <3, des


it's almost like a re-enactment of cory's labor day party! heads in crotches, but no drama and no linda!


i also forgot about that one time i put my boob on becky's head. seriously, that's like... forty pounds of tit right there.


look, even straight girls like that shit.


i don't know. really.


bubba and jimbob?


aw, look at that.


okay, now she's back to normal:


WHAT THE FUCKING FUCK?!


hey, i brought heather an astrophysicist for her birthday! how cool am i?


i'm like a walking party favor: beer warmer, anybody?



jesus christ, why do i let you people take pictures of me?!
VIEW 7 of 7 COMMENTS
myra:
That party looked great, and so did you hun kiss

Thanks for the compliment! I haven't been in the States, LP was in Berlin and I came around to shoot with him smile
Nov 9, 2005
aj_paradiselost:
LOL, hey fucker, I think I love the abuse, at least that is what the chicks at work tell me. And I think they are fucking right.........L8er..........AJ
Nov 13, 2005

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