wong tong fong?
background: kat and i went shopping for halloween today, got the basics for our homemade costumes. i'm not giving away my entire costume, which i think is really brilliant (but i'm a nerd); however, i did hunt down my clown makeup and wanted to make sure i could still do my own makeup with some level of skill. and now i'm too lazy to take it off. so naturally, i decided to go fuck with people in the yahoo bdsm chatrooms. below is a picture of me on cam, and below that are just a couple snippets of some of the messages i've been getting:
josh_gaul2000: 18\f\ohio on sister screen name i like ur pic and i see you on web cam ur very hot
maybes_smashing: yeah? you like clowns, asshole?
maybes_smashing: you want to take my big clown cock?
josh_gaul2000: yes i do
josh_gaul2000: id love to mam
maybes_smashing: fabulous, bend over.
josh_gaul2000: yes mam
josh_gaul2000: i could just see you eating my sweet pussy out looking like that id love too see ur clown face down between my legs
william7575: do you give or take orders?
maybes_smashing: i give them.
maybes_smashing: here's one: fuck off.
callmepauluk: Hi there- I'm Paul, a UK based Dom, piccy of my nice face on my profile - would love to talk if you're free....
maybes_smashing: you like clownsex, paul?
callmepauluk: well, thats a new one on me
callmepauluk: but ill give it a go - you look stunning
pogi14344_2005: you a mime sub or slave
maybes_smashing: neither. i'm a mime dominatrix!
pogi14344_2005: ok bye
flesh_tearer: hi
flesh_tearer: how are you?
maybes_smashing: definitely not feeling like i want any of my flesh torn this fine afternoon, sir.
manupforit2005: hello
maybes_smashing: yes?
manupforit2005: how are you
maybes_smashing: i feel like clownin' around, how are you?
background: kat and i went shopping for halloween today, got the basics for our homemade costumes. i'm not giving away my entire costume, which i think is really brilliant (but i'm a nerd); however, i did hunt down my clown makeup and wanted to make sure i could still do my own makeup with some level of skill. and now i'm too lazy to take it off. so naturally, i decided to go fuck with people in the yahoo bdsm chatrooms. below is a picture of me on cam, and below that are just a couple snippets of some of the messages i've been getting:
josh_gaul2000: 18\f\ohio on sister screen name i like ur pic and i see you on web cam ur very hot
maybes_smashing: yeah? you like clowns, asshole?
maybes_smashing: you want to take my big clown cock?
josh_gaul2000: yes i do
josh_gaul2000: id love to mam
maybes_smashing: fabulous, bend over.
josh_gaul2000: yes mam
josh_gaul2000: i could just see you eating my sweet pussy out looking like that id love too see ur clown face down between my legs
william7575: do you give or take orders?
maybes_smashing: i give them.
maybes_smashing: here's one: fuck off.
callmepauluk: Hi there- I'm Paul, a UK based Dom, piccy of my nice face on my profile - would love to talk if you're free....
maybes_smashing: you like clownsex, paul?
callmepauluk: well, thats a new one on me
callmepauluk: but ill give it a go - you look stunning
pogi14344_2005: you a mime sub or slave
maybes_smashing: neither. i'm a mime dominatrix!
pogi14344_2005: ok bye
flesh_tearer: hi
flesh_tearer: how are you?
maybes_smashing: definitely not feeling like i want any of my flesh torn this fine afternoon, sir.
manupforit2005: hello
maybes_smashing: yes?
manupforit2005: how are you
maybes_smashing: i feel like clownin' around, how are you?
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The last time I saw a dear friend of mine was at your very Olive Garden! He was brutally and senselessly murdered a few weeks after I saw him. I would love to tell you the story sometime because it's super cathartic to share something like that.
I am not on teh AIMz very much anymore. I use my lappytop when I'm at school, and if I have AIM on, then I pay absolutely no attention whatsoever to my professors. It's bad enough that I'm looking at naked chicks when I'm supposed to be learning about Italian conjugation... the last thing I need is a good conversation to distract me.
If you ever find yourself in my neck of the woods, you have explicit orders to notify me. We will hang out. And it will be awesome.