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Thats a hell of an entry babe. The thing that stood out most is your little brothers birthday. Kids are probably the only humans I can trust. Yeah, its fucked up if you owes someone money, tab or not but you can't get blood from a stone can you? Money amongst friends is tough. As for your brother if there is something I can help with let me know, but I'm telling you that you'd have to provide me with the number to the nearest toy store and I can take care of it. And you are very cool but if you think I'm sending fuckers I've never met money then you are out of your mind, which I know you and Kat are not. So let me know, I'll talk to ya l8er babe.......Aj

well at least you got an informative answer back from her...she seems hard to get specific answers from cause of how busy im sure she is, so i'd be happy that you at least know! good luck with your next set, im already looking forward to it...and i love outdoor sets!

Tori is fucking nuts, but what you cooked made me hungry. I think I'll make some fucking Ramen noodles and pretend that I'm eating what you had cooked. With enough imagination a pack or Ramen can take you as far as you desire. So what did you think of my set idea for you? Did you think it lame? Its okay, I can take it babe...............L8er...........Aj

Now how the fuck did I know that you would be the one to post NO like you did? Ha ha, silly fucker that thou art. Oh yeah, here is the idea for the set that I think you would excel at. Do a OG set. Where a waiters out fit and show to people sitting at a table. You don't have to show the people, just thier hands because you will be standing in the center of the table. Of course simulate this in your home, not at your actual place of business. The first pic should be you smiling hotly like you do carrying a menu. You can show the face of the girl but not the guy, it could even be Kat. Anyway a few shots L8er the hand of the girl is pointing to your blouse. Smile sarcastically and start to remove it. It will give the impression that when you asked what she wanted that she requested that you remove your top. Have the entire set centered around you at the table, never show the guy but show the girl, like I said, it can be Kat. And make sure you have a tray to do Authenticity.
The set would be cheap and yet so fucking original, trust me. Where a tie, and for awhile never look into the camera. Show Kat or whoever smiling touching your hair, you can even lay your breasts upon the tray or you can pretend to be holding something and spill it on yourself while you are bare chested. Try the set though seriously, all you need is your uniform, a table, and things to make however you do up your kitchen table to look authentic. If you do it right they wont turn down your set, trust me. I had a shit load of friends that were strippers and they used to beg me to go out with them to choose thier outfits because they said I had fucking awesome taste, so give it a shot, trust me...........L8er.......Aj

Hey fucker, missing ya. Life can not possibly be as much drama as you kick up. Yer dentist sucks ass, my root canals last about a half an hour, tops. Fuck De reeses pieces. I've never seen such an intelligent and capable chick worry about so much shit, you and Kat always pull through. I think that you haven't realized that your wee lack of confidence is the only thing that may well be keeping you humble. Sometimes humility is good because it keeps the fall to the ground less painful. Trust in your strength and intellect babe cause you are probably one of the only fuckers I've known for awhile that I'd trust with my life. I mean that, that really isn't an attempt to see your boobs on live webcam, no really. L8er doll.........Aj

Which begs the question: Is there really anywhere worth driving to?

Now that you have a car you should come see me?

Yay for puppies!

Ooooh! I had a root canal about 2 years ago. Unpleasent? Yes!!! But having a good dentist really seemed to help. Or at least I thought so.

i always suggest the electric kool aid acid test by tom wolfe or on the road by kerouac if you havent read those yet...also invisible monsters by palahniuk
hope everything is straight with gramps

I know you are are strange wench fucker but what the hell does what you said in my journal mean? Sarcasm run off from your horniness or you just being a wierd wench, although your journal entry seems to lean towards the wierdness. Anyway drive this way, we'll race for girlfriend pink slips. If you win you take my girl, If I win, you take my girl, sounds fair to me.........L8er, oh, how was hippie, wierd ass Tori doll? Luv ya Shitbird.

hey whats up

Tori is totally scary man, I think she makes Lorana Bobbit look like a sex instructor. I'd fear for my Penis, not that you would have that problem. LOL, Tori................L8er babe..........Aj