mayarix

so, tonight i went out with my boss and her new date/ friend to have some drinks. we end up outside on the porch where i find a cute guy in red sitting with some buddies. he looks like he's alone.

my boss challenges me and says she'll give me $100 to go give the guy a kiss after i've mentioned to her i think he's cute.

so i go over there and his friend immediately latches on to me and i start asking them about their crotch rockets. they're a biker club here in town and he has apparently just joined.

i give his friend a kiss and then give him a kiss and tell him he deserves another one for joining the group. he says that he's kind of seeing someone, is thinking about someone. i figured "whatever" there's $100 on the line here and it's not like i'm taking him home.

i notice he his t-shirt says "Pet the snake for $1.00". i ask him, "so i can pet the snake for a buck?" to which he responds, "i left it at home." he won't even LOOK at me...

what kind of answer is "i left the snake at home"? i mean, wtf?! lol

i was disappointed... oh well, we shall try again some other night i suppose. he was pretty hot. maybe it's just me. birra says maybe i'm just on a cold streak...

BUT GODDAMN IT, I WAS WEARING THE BOOTS!@ lol

anyroads. funny story.