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Tuesday May 04, 2004

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CDS9: wow
CDS9: so
CDS9: my lamp just sort of exploded
Rachel: Whoa.
Rachel: Like howso?
CDS9: i heard this pop, and figured the bulb blew
CDS9: so i go look at it
CDS9: it's hanging there by one of the two wires, and the glass is intact but blew off the metal screw base
CDS9: and it blew the threads of the globe it was in too
CDS9: so they were both hanging there by a wire
CDS9: it's a floor lamp, with a little branch that has a small light on the end of it
CDS9: the little one blew
CDS9: i think it blew because the bigger one on top had gone out a day or three ago and i never replaced it
CDS9: overloaded the other
Rachel: Haha, wow.. That's still kinda crazy.
CDS9: yeah
Rachel: For some reason I just pictured some sort of covert lamp assassination.
CDS9: hahahaha
Rachel: Mini ninja gnome things sneak in unnoticed, slay your lamp, and make a hasty, silent retreat. Makes sense to me.
CDS9: yeah, i think that's what happened
CDS9: you crack me up smile
CDS9: *lj's this*
Rachel: Haha. Yay.
ovida:
Hehe, covert lamp assassination and mini ninja gnomes are TEH awesomeness biggrin Sorry about the lamp *mourns lamp* R.I.P lampy.

Heh, I guess the powers aren't opposed to geekdom then. HAZZAH! *the peasents rejoice!* biggrin
May 4, 2004

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