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Saturday Jun 07, 2008

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ya think sneezing while driving is dangerous? Try throwing up FOUR TIMES while driving! puke puke puke puke Then just the thought that you puked while driving makes you want to puke more, then you realize there's nothing left, and you get the dry heaves. Yeah, very attractive Max. Then I pull up to my driveway all sweaty and messy from vomiting only to see two hot new girls either moved in right next door, or are visiting--and they are right on the steps in their bathrobes while one is brushing the other's hair! And I look and feel like crap. Couldn't even introdice myself. puke
maxk:
Tried to add this, but couldn't, so I'm pasting it here.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nGAB2Mm6xGA
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