ya think sneezing while driving is dangerous? Try throwing up FOUR TIMES while driving!
Then just the thought that you puked while driving makes you want to puke more, then you realize there's nothing left, and you get the dry heaves. Yeah, very attractive Max. Then I pull up to my driveway all sweaty and messy from vomiting only to see two hot new girls either moved in right next door, or are visiting--and they are right on the steps in their bathrobes while one is brushing the other's hair! And I look and feel like crap. Couldn't even introdice myself.
More Blogs
-
8
Saturday Oct 18, 2008
is packing, packing, pacjing, shopping, errends, haircut/trin/shaping… -
0
Monday Oct 13, 2008
I'm doing a magic act at FREAKS AND GEEKS NYC Thursday! Freaks a… -
3
Wednesday Oct 08, 2008
My Asshole brother put a stop to the sale. He's making my life misera… -
5
Saturday Oct 04, 2008
The tag Sale Specialists will be here in a few short hours. I pray th… -
4
Wednesday Oct 01, 2008
Digging through mounds of clothes, going through every chest, nook an… -
2
Sunday Sep 28, 2008
Mom love her new "home". The place is beautiful. She's like a fish in… -
2
Friday Sep 26, 2008
Well, today'd the day my eldest brother is bringing mom into the Assi… -
4
Wednesday Sep 24, 2008
How the HELL did I overlook Charm before today! She is without a doub… -
0
Monday Sep 22, 2008
Exhausted after attending the four-day-long New York Burlesque Festiv… -
7
Tuesday Sep 16, 2008
Had to wait four hours,but they did fix the hot water. Once again, I…
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nGAB2Mm6xGA