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Wednesday Jun 01, 2005

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In a few minutes I will walk into a bar, order a drink, tell a joke, try and rent a miget and run the risk of arrest with some indecent exposure. smileWish me luck. 21, my life is now a long crawl to the retirement home. whatever smile

*********UPDATE: Wow thanks everyonesmilesmilesmilesmilesmilesmilesmilesmile Here's a transcript from my LJ about last night:

*****I wanted to prove the old adage that once you turn of legal age: no gives a shit!
A little after midnight, I went into STUBRICK'S, a bar in Fullerton. Attempting to look as young as I could, with my blue "tween" blazer, cargo pants and clean shaven, i ordered my first legitimate drink, a white russian. As I requested my long favorite drink I attempted to probe and test the local help, attempting to get carded.

Bartender #1: How can I help you?
Chris: I'll have a White Russian.
Bartender #1: Do you want to open a tab or pay-as-you-go?"
Chris: "Pay-as-I-go"

Bartender #2: "What can I get you?"
Chris: "I'm already being helped. (slight pause for ignorant tone). But, say what's in a "white roosian?"
Bartender #2: Well, here it comes now. That'll be 5.50.

I drank my White Russian and then had a Guinness and left STUBRICK's feeling very over estimated. After some wobbly driving (don't worry I been practising for years) I arrived at Ralph's grocery store. i grabbed some random wine and a bottle of vodka and headed toward the counter like I a proud high schooler. The clerk began to ring up items. I made sure my blue and red striped license could be seen but not in detail.

Chris: "Here's my Ralph's club card."
Ralphs Clerk: "18.30 is your total."
Chris: "Here ya go (passes a 20.00)"
Ralph's Clerk: "Have a good night."

Note that Ralph's is supposed to log every birthyear of customer's buying alcohol. This clerk has never failed in over one year to card every fucking person who has ever bought alcohol for me.

So, I guess I had fun and learned a valuable adult lesson about the dangers of alcohol: no one gives a shit. smile and I share a birthday with another redheaded slut, Nikki Cox. :p Come visit my slutty as on myspace

"freedom costs a buck o'five."-TEAM AMERICA ****************Christovich
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verushka:
Du hast Geburstag!!!! Wunderbar! smile


Happy B-day my darling!!!! It all one steady, enibriated dowhill slope from here- so enjoy this day while you can. I know Im quite drunk for you!!!! eeek wink confused smile whatever hehe.
Jun 2, 2005
verushka:
wow! was I loaded the last time I loged on here... yikes! Glad to know that life, and its many dissapointing roads/people/things/and poisons are making you that much more aware of how shitty life really is.


Again, happy b-day love! As long as you have good friends, I have no doubt that you will enjoy every bit of life!
Jun 10, 2005

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