Fixing my script to not suck means more time for
SOME RANDOM QUIZZERY
1)My uncle once:
Got arrested for drug possession (it was the mid 70's and it was pot)
2) Never again in my life:
will I trust a "seeing-eye" dog
3) When I was five:
I wanted to be a gynocologist (thought it was all baby delivering only)
4) High School is/was:
where I learned my Bueller skills
5) I will never forget:
Japan
6) I once met:
Ron Jeremy, a few weeks ago and drove his car (he cameo'd on a film i worked on)
7) There's this girl I know who:
I'm madly in love with
8) Once, at a bar:
I was 16 and drunk
9) By noon I'm usually:
slamming coffee
10) Last night I:
made sweet love to the glow of the computer
11) If I had only:
had some psytrance on
12) Next time I go to church, I'll:
denounce
14) What worries me most:
white people
15) When I turn my head right, I see:
my doctor asking me to cough
16) When I turn my head left:
I get my head blown off
17) You know I'm lying when:
my eyes do that jiggle thing
18) You know what I miss most about the eighties:
Teddy Ruxpin
19) If I was a character written by Shakespeare, I'd be:
Rosencrantz
20) By this time, next year:
I will be transferring to a new school
21) A better name for me would be:
Fire Wookie
22) I have a hard time understanding:
Chinese
23) If I ever go back to school I'll:
still be in a sophmore slump
24) You know I like you if:
I make a crass joke at you
25) If I won an award, the first person I'd thank would be:
familly I suppose
26) Darwin, Mozart, Slim Pickens & Geraldine Ferarara....are:
Awesome, Juevenille, Hilarious, and in heat
27) Take my advice, never:
do what a bumper sticker tells you
28) My ideal breakfast is:
sex
29) A song I love, but do not have is:
the them to MANOS: THE HANDS OF FATE
30) If you visit my hometown, I suggest:
coat hangers, money and stoopid fuckin yellow ribbon
31) Tulips, character flaws, microchips & track stars are:
possibly gay in their own way
32) Why won't anyone:
fuckin reason
33) If you spend the night at my house, don't:
break anything
34) I'd stop my wedding for:
explosive bowel movements
35) The world could do without:
The ENTIRE Bush gene pool
36) I'd rather lick the belly of a cockroach than:
Vote republican
37) My favorite blonde is:
Mr. Blonde
38) Paperclips are more useful than?
tissues, sometimes those fuckers won't budge
39) San Diego means:
Her lady of whale penis
SOME RANDOM QUIZZERY
1)My uncle once:
Got arrested for drug possession (it was the mid 70's and it was pot)
2) Never again in my life:
will I trust a "seeing-eye" dog
3) When I was five:
I wanted to be a gynocologist (thought it was all baby delivering only)
4) High School is/was:
where I learned my Bueller skills
5) I will never forget:
Japan
6) I once met:
Ron Jeremy, a few weeks ago and drove his car (he cameo'd on a film i worked on)
7) There's this girl I know who:
I'm madly in love with
8) Once, at a bar:
I was 16 and drunk
9) By noon I'm usually:
slamming coffee
10) Last night I:
made sweet love to the glow of the computer
11) If I had only:
had some psytrance on
12) Next time I go to church, I'll:
denounce
14) What worries me most:
white people
15) When I turn my head right, I see:
my doctor asking me to cough
16) When I turn my head left:
I get my head blown off
17) You know I'm lying when:
my eyes do that jiggle thing
18) You know what I miss most about the eighties:
Teddy Ruxpin
19) If I was a character written by Shakespeare, I'd be:
Rosencrantz
20) By this time, next year:
I will be transferring to a new school
21) A better name for me would be:
Fire Wookie
22) I have a hard time understanding:
Chinese
23) If I ever go back to school I'll:
still be in a sophmore slump
24) You know I like you if:
I make a crass joke at you
25) If I won an award, the first person I'd thank would be:
familly I suppose
26) Darwin, Mozart, Slim Pickens & Geraldine Ferarara....are:
Awesome, Juevenille, Hilarious, and in heat
27) Take my advice, never:
do what a bumper sticker tells you
28) My ideal breakfast is:
sex
29) A song I love, but do not have is:
the them to MANOS: THE HANDS OF FATE
30) If you visit my hometown, I suggest:
coat hangers, money and stoopid fuckin yellow ribbon
31) Tulips, character flaws, microchips & track stars are:
possibly gay in their own way
32) Why won't anyone:
fuckin reason
33) If you spend the night at my house, don't:
break anything
34) I'd stop my wedding for:
explosive bowel movements
35) The world could do without:
The ENTIRE Bush gene pool
36) I'd rather lick the belly of a cockroach than:
Vote republican
37) My favorite blonde is:
Mr. Blonde
38) Paperclips are more useful than?
tissues, sometimes those fuckers won't budge
39) San Diego means:
Her lady of whale penis
add10000xxx:
My uncle once got arrested for harvesting weed. He had a whole backyard of it 