a poem by my favorite author, Buk:
this
self-congratulatory nonsense as the
famous gather to applaud their seeming
greatness
you
wonder where
the real ones are
what
giant cave
hides them
as
the deathly talentless
bow to
accolades
as
the fools are
fooled
again
you
wonder where
the real ones are
if there are
real ones.
this self-congratulatory nonsense
has lasted
decades
and
with some...
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this
self-congratulatory nonsense as the
famous gather to applaud their seeming
greatness
you
wonder where
the real ones are
what
giant cave
hides them
as
the deathly talentless
bow to
accolades
as
the fools are
fooled
again
you
wonder where
the real ones are
if there are
real ones.
this self-congratulatory nonsense
has lasted
decades
and
with some...
Read More
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Yesterday I was walking around town in a t-shirt...this morning I wake uo and it's snowing. Maine.
When someone who I dont want to talk to IM's me, I like to ask a rediculous question, and log out fast!
example:
16yearoldwhosawmeonMOC: Hey! Whats up?
maxXxedMurder: Have you ever thrown a basketball at glass?
*DOOR SLAM* maxXxedMurder has logged out.
This really keeps people thinking, and...
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When someone who I dont want to talk to IM's me, I like to ask a rediculous question, and log out fast!
example:
16yearoldwhosawmeonMOC: Hey! Whats up?
maxXxedMurder: Have you ever thrown a basketball at glass?
*DOOR SLAM* maxXxedMurder has logged out.
This really keeps people thinking, and...
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psychicgoldfish:
Yeah, I hate that. It's fucking COLD here!
Fucking with random online people is fun.
Fucking with random online people is fun.
psychicgoldfish:
I am not sure if cult horror is an online course or not. The wording was vague. If it is, I may take 5 classes this summer. I have to make up for a semester that I missed, plus, I want to avoid coming back to Machias as much as possible.
If it's online, you may be able to take it remotely and get the credit. It's just a 200 level english class, really, but it looks like something that I could get into for those 3 weeks.
If it's online, you may be able to take it remotely and get the credit. It's just a 200 level english class, really, but it looks like something that I could get into for those 3 weeks.
Thursday is quiz day!
man-milk or moo-milk?
gash or tash?
female or shemale
female or shemale 2 (harder)
funnel or tunnel?
jailbait or legal?
gay or straight?
I work for the mafia, they have taken me into the family.
man-milk or moo-milk?
gash or tash?
female or shemale
female or shemale 2 (harder)
funnel or tunnel?
jailbait or legal?
gay or straight?
I work for the mafia, they have taken me into the family.
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scarlett:
hahahah those links were very funny... thanks!
and too bad you never made it to manray, it was an awesome time
and too bad you never made it to manray, it was an awesome time
annabelle:
my bum would marry you!
Fucked up story:
My best friend's name is Rachel....she grew up and was connected at the hip with a guy named Lee in a rural town in Maine. Rachel moved away, Lee stayed, they've fallen out of touch.
Monday Rachel get's a call from Lee's mother, Jean....Lee is dead. Here's the story.
Lee comes home early from work, finds his fiance fucking some dude in...
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My best friend's name is Rachel....she grew up and was connected at the hip with a guy named Lee in a rural town in Maine. Rachel moved away, Lee stayed, they've fallen out of touch.
Monday Rachel get's a call from Lee's mother, Jean....Lee is dead. Here's the story.
Lee comes home early from work, finds his fiance fucking some dude in...
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0theamazingrando:
Jesus... jesus tapdancing christ...
lenore:
scary
scary1) Key in the first three digits of your phone number into a
calculator. (do not use your area code number)
2) Multiply by 80
3) Add one
4) Multiply by 250
5) Plus last four digits of your phone number
6) Plus last four digits of your phone number again
7) Minus 250
8) Divide by 2
ta-dah!
secret step 9) email me this...
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calculator. (do not use your area code number)
2) Multiply by 80
3) Add one
4) Multiply by 250
5) Plus last four digits of your phone number
6) Plus last four digits of your phone number again
7) Minus 250
8) Divide by 2
ta-dah!
secret step 9) email me this...
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bailey:
aw jeez....you are the best ever, eff!
twwly:
Aw.
So, how's your day?
So, how's your day?
so i did my taxes today. 2200 buck refund I'll never see. why? cause i'm in default on my student loan, so they intercept all refunds, both federal and state! yay! enjoy my hard-earned cash!
ivy:
Doesn't the IRS just give you warm fuzzies?
dixxxon:
hey from san francisco! thanks for the B-day greeting. im sooo going to be a SuicideGirl... one day.... 
student loans!!! fuck 'em! ive deffered, claimed hardship, now im in forebearance, i dont ever want to pay them back. Ive got a $30K education but with what i get paid at my job now, i can barely even make rent. maybe i'll change my identity so they'll never find me....
student loans!!! fuck 'em! ive deffered, claimed hardship, now im in forebearance, i dont ever want to pay them back. Ive got a $30K education but with what i get paid at my job now, i can barely even make rent. maybe i'll change my identity so they'll never find me....
I'm a member! Mint as piss.
twwly:
I'm glad you like my journals! I am to please.
bailey:
EFF!
welcome!!!!
welcome!!!!
he is a master of the last line.
have you seen what is written on his headstone?
also, scorn or no scorn, it takes a whole lot of love to wish a peaceful death on the one that broke your heart. what i need to know is if it would be wrong to put prayer to god on the same mixed tape that has air supplie's all out of love and smogs guiding light.