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So i'd like to say that our calmness during the Tsunami warning the other night was due to our sheer bravery and heroism...but in fact was the result of being stoned and waiting for our food hehe. Not to worry though, no Tsunami. Apparently they pretty much have to issue a warning every time there's an earthquake anywhere around here.

In other news, i'm gettting a custom-made silk suit today for cheap! I'm gonna look like one hot biyatch when all's done. I'm talking "hawt" like Paris Hilton would say and shit like that. Sweet sassy molassy things are cheep here, but watch out for all the people who come up to you and say, "Hey buddy, buddy! My friend!" Saying no gets tiring after a bit.

I think tomorrow, or later today, i'll be getting on a jet ski for th efirst time in about 10 years, the last time having done so resulting in me crashing into the MIDDLE of a 500 foot long pier Maybe i'm feeling more coordinated today...or maybe it's the lack of piers in sight, but i'm thinking of conquering at least one fear out there. Peace out mammy jammies.