No more Negative Nancy...it's time for Positive Pete...make that Positive "Texas" Pete...16characters.
So i've given an endless string of reason shy this place sucks.
Here's a few of the awesome things here:
The kids: these lil' guys--and i do mean little..at least when i'm standing around them--are pretty fucking sweet. Well the good ones are at any rate. And even the bad or mischevious ones have their moments. Sometimes i gotta be a bastard in class, but sometimes they just gott sit down shut up and learn ya dig?
Most of the time, i try to have fun and teach. I really like how this job can let me act silly sometimes because they're so little. I can pick them up and make silly noises and spin them 'round 'round baby 'round 'round like a record baby yeah. Tickling is also fun...for them and me both.
They're also pretty fucking smart, some of them. One student, Arlene, is only six but speaks Enlish almost like it's her native language. She's awesome except that she cries if she bumps into a wall.
Music: Ok, so the Korean music here totally fucking blows. BUT, how rad is it that you can go into a shoe store and hear DMX unedited talking about getting his dick sucked and fucking chicks. Not that i particularly enjoy the lyrics or the sentiments, but i find it absurdly amusing that they have no idea what they're listening to.
Take today for example...there's a convenience store called "Buy the Way". I go there everyday for a 'cofffee beverage'. Also every day, old school Metallica is blaring on the speakers there. Rad! Very fucking rad is that this song called, "So What" by Metallica (or maybe remade by them) was playing today. If you're not familiar, here's a sample of the lyrics:
Well, Ive fucked the queen, Ive fucked bach
Ive even sucked an old mans cock
So what, so what
And Ive fucked a sheep, Ive fucked a goat
I rammed my cock right down its throat
So what, so what
So what, so what, you boring little fuck
..and that's playing in a convenience store
I love it. It's terribly amusing.
Solicitors: They never even try to bother me around here 'cause you know, i obviously don't know the language. Still...that doesn't stop people from approaching me in the grocery store annoyingly while i'm wearing headphones and obviously not able to understand what they're saying anyways. Oh well....
I got three bites on jobs so far that i've applied for. Wish me luck in finding something good this time. Later peepz.
So i've given an endless string of reason shy this place sucks.
Here's a few of the awesome things here:
The kids: these lil' guys--and i do mean little..at least when i'm standing around them--are pretty fucking sweet. Well the good ones are at any rate. And even the bad or mischevious ones have their moments. Sometimes i gotta be a bastard in class, but sometimes they just gott sit down shut up and learn ya dig?
Most of the time, i try to have fun and teach. I really like how this job can let me act silly sometimes because they're so little. I can pick them up and make silly noises and spin them 'round 'round baby 'round 'round like a record baby yeah. Tickling is also fun...for them and me both.
They're also pretty fucking smart, some of them. One student, Arlene, is only six but speaks Enlish almost like it's her native language. She's awesome except that she cries if she bumps into a wall.
Music: Ok, so the Korean music here totally fucking blows. BUT, how rad is it that you can go into a shoe store and hear DMX unedited talking about getting his dick sucked and fucking chicks. Not that i particularly enjoy the lyrics or the sentiments, but i find it absurdly amusing that they have no idea what they're listening to.
Take today for example...there's a convenience store called "Buy the Way". I go there everyday for a 'cofffee beverage'. Also every day, old school Metallica is blaring on the speakers there. Rad! Very fucking rad is that this song called, "So What" by Metallica (or maybe remade by them) was playing today. If you're not familiar, here's a sample of the lyrics:
Well, Ive fucked the queen, Ive fucked bach
Ive even sucked an old mans cock
So what, so what
And Ive fucked a sheep, Ive fucked a goat
I rammed my cock right down its throat
So what, so what
So what, so what, you boring little fuck
..and that's playing in a convenience store
I love it. It's terribly amusing.
Solicitors: They never even try to bother me around here 'cause you know, i obviously don't know the language. Still...that doesn't stop people from approaching me in the grocery store annoyingly while i'm wearing headphones and obviously not able to understand what they're saying anyways. Oh well....
I got three bites on jobs so far that i've applied for. Wish me luck in finding something good this time. Later peepz.
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Feelin it all =) I like to go to the local supermarket to be blasted with some "FUUUUUUUUUUUCK YOU!!!" lyrics with some some mad techno beat backin it up at 9am. Makes me feel like I'm somewhere interesting. i am frequently amazed by the stuff that plays in stores here. Just today I walk into a store in the late morning and start hearing "We don't need no water let the MOTHERFUCKER burn...".. but its some mad Korean remix with a bit of hanguk rapping inbetween blasting an english chorous littered with profanities.
Anyway don't know whether I'll hit Seoul anytime soon. i know I should.. coz its like.. the big city and its famous and shit. Fuck it, maybe I'll come for New Years. Got anythin exciting for New Years? my initial plan was a "FUCK Y'ALL" and gettin pissed alone. In my small apartment in my small town. Maybe the plan could be altered. However that might fuck with my "Every New Years sucks" theme I'm trying to keep running throughout my entire lifes though.
-BD
PS. Merry Christmas. Or Festivus. Or whatever.