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So for anybody wondering how one breaks a pool table, it's simple. When you're drunk and have a chainsaw in hand....no, no I joke. Basically i leaned on it and hte legs weren't attached all that well. So i did break it, but it wasn't really all my fault.
I've started running again. After this past aweful winter, it's finally decent enough out there to hit the pavement. I'm up to a full mile all uphill and then i run as fast as i can going back down. The idea being to get myself to move fast even while really tired. Seems to be working as every day i can do just a little bit more. I wonder though if i need to take supplements because of the whole veggie thing...like protein supplements or whatever ya know? Methinks i'll ask the veggie group.
I saw the cutest girl ever at work today...Well maybe not ever, but she was super cute and pale with red hair and those pseudo intellectual glasses that make certain girls look WAAAAAY cuter. I have no idea what to say to a girl when i'm working and i have no idea where else i could see some of these cuties.
"Hi, i work at a coffee shop despite having a college degree. I have no real prospects for a better job right now and i'm quitting this one in a few weeks. I'm a really nice guy, but my car's a piece of shit. Want to go out?" Somehow that doesn't cut it right? Maybe i should just worry about Alyssa in the mean time.
I did however get most of my resume' done though which is a big step in the right direction. I'm a bit stuck though on how certain things should be organized and emphasized to make me look more awesome (if that's eve possible
) I guess i really need to make a couple different resumes and go forth from there to get a soul sucking, cubicle-trapped-in, corporate job that will at least pay me enough to make car payments, rent, and have a few bones left over at the end of the month. It won't be that bad. I'm a good catch and i'm sure i'll find something somewhere that's worth while.
Well i'm outtie peepz and i still don't know what i'm going to do with that coconut
So for anybody wondering how one breaks a pool table, it's simple. When you're drunk and have a chainsaw in hand....no, no I joke. Basically i leaned on it and hte legs weren't attached all that well. So i did break it, but it wasn't really all my fault.
I've started running again. After this past aweful winter, it's finally decent enough out there to hit the pavement. I'm up to a full mile all uphill and then i run as fast as i can going back down. The idea being to get myself to move fast even while really tired. Seems to be working as every day i can do just a little bit more. I wonder though if i need to take supplements because of the whole veggie thing...like protein supplements or whatever ya know? Methinks i'll ask the veggie group.
I saw the cutest girl ever at work today...Well maybe not ever, but she was super cute and pale with red hair and those pseudo intellectual glasses that make certain girls look WAAAAAY cuter. I have no idea what to say to a girl when i'm working and i have no idea where else i could see some of these cuties.
"Hi, i work at a coffee shop despite having a college degree. I have no real prospects for a better job right now and i'm quitting this one in a few weeks. I'm a really nice guy, but my car's a piece of shit. Want to go out?" Somehow that doesn't cut it right? Maybe i should just worry about Alyssa in the mean time.
I did however get most of my resume' done though which is a big step in the right direction. I'm a bit stuck though on how certain things should be organized and emphasized to make me look more awesome (if that's eve possible
) I guess i really need to make a couple different resumes and go forth from there to get a soul sucking, cubicle-trapped-in, corporate job that will at least pay me enough to make car payments, rent, and have a few bones left over at the end of the month. It won't be that bad. I'm a good catch and i'm sure i'll find something somewhere that's worth while.
Well i'm outtie peepz and i still don't know what i'm going to do with that coconut
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and that line would totally work on me...
cuz you know i only fall for hot boys that only want to sleep with me with go no where jobs heheh
and besides, i always have to drive so the car thing works out.
but i cant believe youre all veggie.
ugh. pussy
i still love you though.
You goin to 80's night tonight?