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Sunday Apr 25, 2004

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So i woke up friday morning with hair down to my shoulder. By the end of the day, it's about three inches at the longest. It had been a year sinse my last cut so i figured it was time to de-hippy me.

Yesterday was fun. I got so drunk it was rediculous. I broke a pool table surreal and got to help put out a couch that was on fire (on a side note, mixed drinks don't do that well with fire.) The last three hours of drinking are pretty blurry though.

Is this fucked up or is this funny? A frat bro of mine got drunk and passed out around 2pm and then threw up on the bed of another frat bro. In retaliation, people were invited to draw with sharpie all over him and then somebody dumped a jar of spaghettis sauce, uncooked noodles, parmegon cheese and bread all over him. So they turned a drunk bastard into a spaghetti dinner. He was pretty pissed when he regained consciousness haha. I liken it to seeing a guy get hit in the junk. Yes it's funny, but you don't want it to happen to you and that's why it's funny.

I also told my boss i was quitting next month after i get back from prom. I don't have another job waiting for me, but i need to get out of there like a jew at a neo nazi rally. Every day i'm there my soul is sucked from me like a vaccuum cleaner jammed up my ass.

So in other news, i got a coconut today. I don't know what i'll do with it whatever wink
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st_expedite:
I once accidentally used a couch to set a basket of hair products on fire. Funny story.

In other news,
It's great for a snack, it fits on your back,
It's log, log, log!
Apr 27, 2004
herbivore:
i used to work at a university book publisher that was next to a frat house. one day a bunch of them were in the yard with golf clubs beating the crap out of a chest of drawers. it was weird. all shirtless, in shape, hair gelled frat boys enjoying a little violence against furniture. hooting and hollering, it was positively primal. i kept daring myself to open the window and say "why don't you all just go inside and fuck each other?" it seemed very obvious from a distance that they had a lot of pent up sexual energy and liked being half naked, but still put together around each other.

in the interest of not meeting the business end of those golf clubs, i refrained from opening the window.
Apr 28, 2004

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