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So last night was pretty damn fun. I got to see a bouncer get in a fight with some asshole and his like 5 friends and win. So me and my friends decided to tip him like $6. It was good.

Moving onto another bar i bnecame even drunker and while stumbling towards the bathroom ran into some little shit who wanted to start something. Just a casual accidental bump into him and he thinks i'm trying to start shit and then gets this look in his eyes like he wants to go. First of all, i'm about a foot taller than this asswipe and second of all, i got lots of beer muscles. Finally after some dirty looks and me insinuating that he was a cocksucker via hand motions i decided it wasn't worth my time. Still it would have been fun...

Driving home encountered a police check point. Luckily Designated Dave--our driver--was truly designated not to drink and we got through fine. Seeing old friends and making new ones was definately great.

Talking about out-takes and bloopers from the PAssion of the Christ was hilarious as was most of the night. The line of the evening however, as uttered by me: "What, you mean like digging a hole in the ground and fucking it?"

Fare thee well peepz. I'm outta HE'errrrrrr.