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I miss touching her, smelling her on all my things. On one hand, I'm 22, and on the other I know she's 'the one'.

I feel I have the right to be conflicted. Son of a gun, why would fate let me meet her but to laugh? Bah! Emotions are for children, hahaha.
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I'm dreading every day that draws me closer to being ensnared, once again, by Conyers. If you are fortunate enough to have never heard of or visited Conyers, I can assure you, it is a place where dreams die. No one intends on staying long, but it's like a smelly tractor beam with no friends, pulling everyone back against their will.

I'ma be in and...
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You chicks is all crazy.

I have some Bob Dylan for a special someone:

It ain't no use in callin' out my name, gal
Like you never done before
It ain't no use in callin' out my name, gal
I can't hear you any more
I'm a-thinkin' and a-wond'rin' walkin down the road
I once loved a woman, a child I'm told
I give her...
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candee:
hahaha yeah... it took a logn time... and I didn't expect it at allll to happen anymore....
so now i have tos ets in 1 week... one on front page, 1 in MR!
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Steak, shrimp, fifty beers in the fridge, and a $200 sack of kush. Good night last night.
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I miss my old lady. Problems become exponentially more difficult over distance.

And even though she's mad at me, I just can't quit wanting to improve the situation, even when I'm just too far away.
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So, I answer the door this morning, thinking it was going to be my neighbor, but it was some Jehovah Witnesses (on a fucking Monday) and I answered the door naked, bowl in hand and my pitbull going nuts. I always wonder what they think about things like that.
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If planes were made of bananas, the great apes would be Jihadists.
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So I got a new dugout, and I love it, but I shouldn't have spent the money, even though it was minimal.

Just a mere two weeks until me and my buddies lock in our tickets for the Netherlands. Five days in Amsterdam, two in Paris, three star hotel and roundtrip airfare for $680!? Hell yes I'm going!

I'm baked.
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"At least these hos big and cute, not big and fucked up, you done fucked a skinny uglass ho, so nigga what's up?"

I love it when song lyrics become actual advice. Especially when it's repeated (almost) verbatim.